Scene 31
In alldeaf today.....................................
Alex has convinced Kevbo that he can help him with his gigantic nuts problem by taking him to see a gypsy woman {Liza}
Liza: "So how may I help you gentlemen?"
Kevbo: "This is a bad idea."
Alex: "Shut up, you don't have a better idea. Were here because of a botched surgery that left my friend with balls the size of huge pumpkins."
Liza: "I see, while I have dealt with shrinking heads in the past I don't think I've ever had someone ask me to shrink their balls."
Alex: "Can you help him?"
Liza: "I believe I can but I will need you to pick up a few things first. #1 Fresh Rocky Mountain Oysters. 2nd, I will need the belly button link from a monk. 3rd, I will need a blood sample from the Doctor that preformed the surgery."
Kevbo: "This is on big load of crap!"
Alex: "No it's not, Thanks ma'am, We'll start gathering what you need right away."
As the 2 men walk about the door Alex explains to kevbo that the only real problem will be getting item #1.
Kevbo: "What are Rocky Mountain Oysters anyway?"
Alex: "Bull Balls, which wouldn't have been a problem but she wants them fresh which means we have to find a live bull and do the cutting ourselves."
In another part of our story.....................
Oddball has just shown up at the hospital where Banjo is ready to remove her penis.
Banjo: "Hello Oddball let me introduce you to sablescort who will be on the receiving end of this surgery."
Oddball: "You know I didn't really need to meet anyone I just want it off."
Banjo: "Because of the delicate nature of this operation I need to attach it to him as soon as I remove it from you."
sablescort: "I am very happy you agreed to this, I am sick and tired of my wife making fun of me because I'm not so well endowed in that area. Every time we have sex she keeps asking me if it's in yet. She thinks that's funny."
Oddball: "That's way more info then I ever wanted or needed."
sablescort: "Before we started do you think I could have a look at it first?"
Oddball: "What??"
Banjo: "sablescort just take my word for it. Now let's get started, both of you go change please."
to be continued..........................