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Hi all! I used to come here all the times many years ago so it has been a long while that I post a forum and/or voicing my opinions and other stuff here... :) Anyway, I have several questions regarding a vibrating timer. I am a Medical Scientist, working in a blood banking field at the Red...

Got questions to ask: Do you ever put photos of YOUR friends into your MySpace and/or FaceBook? Have you asked your friends for their permission whether it is okay to put them onto your site? OR, do you think it is okay to put them (the photos) without asking them, regardless you dont...

Can anyone tell me WHO are the Moderators of this site, PLEASE? It is pretty important I need to get in touch w one of the Moderators for this site. Thanks, ~sharlie~

Have anyone join any types of dancing classes? AND... how do you cope with communication and dance movements in the class? ~sharlie~

The preacher's, Sunday sermon was, 'Forgive Your Enemies'. Toward the end of the service, he asked his congregation, "How many of you have forgiven their enemies?" About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. All responded, except one small elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones,"...

A couple in their nineties is having problems remembering things, so they decide to the go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old...

Ever been tongue-tied when deciding on what message to record on your answering machine or voice mail? The following (REAL ONES) should inspire you : 1. "My wife and I cant come to the phone right now, but if youll leave your name and number, well get back to you as soon as were finished"...

Why am I so tired??? For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why: The...

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says...

Two dwarfs go into a bar where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that from the next room he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come...

Ole and Lena start their family So anyvay, late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, "I tink its time!" So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby. He had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, "Hey, Ole! You yust had a...

The First Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00pm. As the man threw on his...

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breast to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper...

THE MALE VERSION At first I was afraid I was petrified By the ugly slapper that was lying by my side I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head. If I'd known for just one second you'd Assault me in your bed. I tried to go, walk out the door But you've...

A Calibrese, a Scotsman and a Kinezo man, are hired at a Construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Calibrese guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shovelling." And to the Kinezo guy, "You're in...