sharlie
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Ever been tongue-tied when deciding on what message to record on your answering machine or voice mail? The following (REAL ONES) should inspire you :
1. "My wife and I cant come to the phone right now, but if youll leave your name and number, well get back to you as soon as were finished".
2. "Hello, youve reached Jim and Sonya. We cant pick up the phone now because were doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right...real slowly. So leave a message and when were done brushing our teeth well get back to you".
3. "A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why were not here So leave a message".
4. "Hi, this is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didnt lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, dont worry, I have plenty of money".
5. "Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and used by us".
6. "Hi. Im probably home, Im just avoiding someone I dont like. Leave me a message, and if I dont call back, its you".
7. "Hi. Now you say something".
8. "Hello. Im Davids answering machine. What are you?"
9. "Hi! Johns answering machine is broken. This is the Refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and Ill stick your message to myself with one of these magnets".
10. "Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need tiles, windows or a hot tub and their carpets are clean. They give to charities through the office and dont need their picture taken. If youre still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you".
11. "This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you and Ill thinkabout returning your call".
12. (In a bored voice) "Heaven, God speaking..."
13. "Greetings, you have reached the 6th Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up".
14. "Hi. This is George. Im sorry I cant answer the phone right now. Leave a message and wait by your phone until I call you back".
15. "If you are a burglar, then were probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and cant come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably arent at home and its safe to leave us a message".
16. "This is the Devil. Who in Hell do you want?"
~sharlie~
1. "My wife and I cant come to the phone right now, but if youll leave your name and number, well get back to you as soon as were finished".
2. "Hello, youve reached Jim and Sonya. We cant pick up the phone now because were doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right...real slowly. So leave a message and when were done brushing our teeth well get back to you".
3. "A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why were not here So leave a message".
4. "Hi, this is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didnt lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, dont worry, I have plenty of money".
5. "Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and used by us".
6. "Hi. Im probably home, Im just avoiding someone I dont like. Leave me a message, and if I dont call back, its you".
7. "Hi. Now you say something".
8. "Hello. Im Davids answering machine. What are you?"
9. "Hi! Johns answering machine is broken. This is the Refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and Ill stick your message to myself with one of these magnets".
10. "Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need tiles, windows or a hot tub and their carpets are clean. They give to charities through the office and dont need their picture taken. If youre still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you".
11. "This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you and Ill thinkabout returning your call".
12. (In a bored voice) "Heaven, God speaking..."
13. "Greetings, you have reached the 6th Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up".
14. "Hi. This is George. Im sorry I cant answer the phone right now. Leave a message and wait by your phone until I call you back".
15. "If you are a burglar, then were probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and cant come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably arent at home and its safe to leave us a message".
16. "This is the Devil. Who in Hell do you want?"
~sharlie~
hahahah theyre hilarious!
