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Lol. 'Cause no one said what the capital of Australia was until after I guessed Melbourne.

Yeah, and that thing that curdles if you don't drink it fast enough.

Hah! I'm definitely cheap. 3-5 shots, in close enough succession, and I'm good to go!

Yeah, I like jagger bombs, too. I don't do any liquor shot bomb things that involve milk. That's just gross.

Vodka is favorite for always. It just tastes clean. I had a bad experience with Tequila a few years ago and I still avoid that stuff like the plague. I actually prefer drinking hard liquor to things like beer or mixed drinks, because I'd rather just drink the shot and then have...

I'm august, too. It's strange how many august babies there are considering 9 months prior is November. That seems a bit early for snow storms, but that's probably climate dependent.

I'd say spiced rum is the worst to drink straight. To me, that crap tastes like I already threw up. Yuckiness.

D'oh! I'm honestly impressed you even made it into work.

Well it's all gross and pot is definitely overrated. Plus, it makes your bra smell gross, which isn't a problem for you specifically, but definitely a problem in the general sense.

I think he just called you a pansy.

It reminds me of the chair from Burn After Reading - Burn After Reading - The Dildo Chair | Making Sh*t: Great Scenes Creating Things | UGO.com

I've smoked pot, shisha (Hookahs), and cigars, but I've never smoked a cigarette. We can be boring together!

While Ginger Ale is delightful, I plan on drinking when I get married. Regardless of whether it's a wedding or the Justice of the Peace. Can you drink in the Justice of the Peace?

Laugh all you want, but eventually you'll have to share your own story of immaturity.

At first I laughed and thought this was a "In my day we walked to school up hill both ways in the snow and had steam powered tvs that only worked twice a week" story. And now I realize you are serious.