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    Blonde's password

    During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySydney" When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
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    Love scam dupes WA disabled

    This is in the newspaper, The West Australian on page 3 and also online right here. Love scam dupes WA disabled - The West Australian Overseas crime syndicates are targeting disabled people in WA using a romance scam which has already fleeced two deaf Perth women of more than $100,000...
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    Thought of the day

    Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F ? :lol:
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    Red Tomatoes

    A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes...
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    RIP Sam the koala

    Sam the koala put down Sam the koala put down Sam the koala, the Black Saturday survivor made famous in a photo showing it drinking from a firefighter's water bottle, has died after risky surgery. The female marsupial had developed abdominal cysts due to a disease called urogenital...
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    Blonde Knickers

    Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mother that the boys keep asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them. Mum said "YOU should say "no" - they only want to look at your knickers" Susie said. "I know they do that's why I hide them in my bag"!! :giggle:
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    The Stork

    The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks the teacher, are you...
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    Bright Friends

    Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the...
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    Paddys Fingers

    Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in Cork's hospital. The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be havin' the fingers and I'll see what I can do'. Paddy said, 'I haven't got the fingers.'...
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    Man of the House

    The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm...
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    Irishman on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'

    Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds. You've done very well so far,' said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, 'but for a million pounds you've only got one lifeline left - phone a friend. Everything...
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    How do you feel when members ignore your post?

    I have been ignored many time as I have notice and I have seen some members posts been ignored too. I am just curious how do you feel when members just brushed past your post and comments on other members post above you? I think it is downright rude. Very rude indeed! If that keeps up, then I...
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    What's for lunch?

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    Biggest new cruise ship

    Is this gonna be the biggest cruise ship in the world? It is being built now and should be cruising in the late 2009. It will have Central Park in it. I like the bedroom and it look awesome. I want to go on it. Here is the url and enjoy browsing! OASIS of the SEAS
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    What's wrong with Defee?

    to Defee!! Have a great day today! :hug:
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    Sumthing special about a red head member!

    to RedheadGrrl!! Have a wonderful day sweetie!:hug: :)
  17. Koala

    12 Irish Priests

    Twelve Irish priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told that anyone...
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    Russian cakes

    Russian Cakes Awesome cakes, someone worked VERY hard. Yes, everything you see is a cake with the frosting. Fancy some baking?
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    Pets left near Chilean volcano to be fed

    Pets left near Chilean volcano to be fed Help is on the way for hundreds of household pets left behind in the wake of a volcano eruption in southern Chile, an animal welfare group says. The Coalition for Ethical Control of Urban Fauna, which has been critical of the government's attention...
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    Are you the manager?

    A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. 'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking...
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