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  1. nozobo

    Not new to Alldeaf but

    Hi gangs, I'm not new to Alldeaf but gone for awhile... *cough* probably pretty long time... my former username here was Nozobo I believe but I couldn't get into that username as it might be removed or something... But I'm here now so Nozobo's :bump:
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    More Viable Representatives needed...

    If you know anybody in NC, SC, FL, MO, MN, AZ, NJ, OR, IL, IO, OK, WY, WI, MI or you would like to become a representative for Viable please feel free to submit a resume to jobs@viable.net and CC to tara.mellon@viable.net. Click on Viable.net - Job Opportunities under Representative I'm a...
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    Yelp! Can anyone help?

    I'm using my Blackberry to view this AllDeaf, I know I have not come in here very much but I've been very busy with my two jobs with one of them being Colorado Viable Representative. Anyway, I didn't have time to search for a specific thread but can anyone point me to a thread where I can...
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    "The Miracle of Toilet Paper"

    No offend to ladies but this is hilarious!!!! THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a...
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    Mad Wife Disease

    Mad Wife Disease... A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. 'What was that for?' he asked. 'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied...
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    The Small White Dot

    A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small...
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    Surgery with 3 roses

    A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3...
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    Birthday... WTF

    got this in my email... "Hello nozobo, We at AllDeaf.com would like to wish you a happy birthday today!" It's not even the 16th tomorrow yet... Did somebody look at wrong calendar? heh... sorry i wasn't around that much... My routine was off lately...
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    NSN in ASL

    I never heard of this but glad I can enjoy watching the news in ASL not in captions! here's the link! https://www.netsignnews.com/
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    Enemies

    Toward the end of the church service, the minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" About 80% held up their hands. The minister then repeated the question and all responded by raising their hands except one small, elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to...
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    For guys... a bit naughty on the side...

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    A New Miracle doctor

    A new miracle doctor had just arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he could do - everyone except for Mr. Thompson, the town skeptic. Grumpy old Mr. Thompson went to this 'miracle doctor' to prove that he wasn't anybody special. He went and...
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    Our road starts today!

    Since I can't log onto Myspace from sidekick so I'll blog on here for awhile cuz Oakley and I start a road trip today after noon (after I get off work early) to Illinois, yay!!
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    Dnn

    to find out more about DNN (Deaf News Network) a basic concept of CNN but for deaf... go to deafnn.tv
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    Garfield

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    more humors

    A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied: "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine." ------------------------------- A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how...
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    Miracle?

    The Doctor, who was known for his extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of patients. A little old lady, almost bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her turn came, she went into the doctor's office and, amazingly, emerged within 5 minutes...
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    Can anyone help?

    Can anyone tell me what's the differences between T-Mobile Blackberry 8700g and 8705?
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    Pregant Husband

    A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her...
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    Husband Mart

    A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the Shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you...
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