Zobmondo!!

Definitely will go with the 2-incher. Trust me, it is uncomfortable having it erect at any time other than when you want it to be.

Besides, with all the sex toys available today, what do you ladies need men for?
 
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A man having an erection for a long amount of time can actually damage the penis and block the bloodflow. Which is why they have warnings labels on Viagra and Cialis pills.
 
ambrosia said:
See I didn't even think of that!! I guess doing handstands in public bathroom would be pretty gross huh? :giggle:
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Well of course it's going to be gross, but still need second person to aim it for me...will you do it for me? :naughty:
 
Would you rather....

Have the CIA after you or the Mafia after you.

Well, in either case I must have done something wrong, probably stole a lot of money, so I have a lot of money. The CIA would have better resources to find me if I left the country I think. The Mafia would be more likely to kill me if they found me. I'm going to go with the Mafia though. Take my money and leave the country, and hope since they don't have the same resources as the CIA they couldn't find me.
 
Definitely the Mafia...typical Italians have short tempers and would blow my brains out as soon as I start insulting their wives....unlike the CIA, they will torture me for months before stuffing my body in a wood chipper somewhere in Fargo.
 
CIA. It'd be kinda cool to be blown away with a cool gadget by a 007 type as opposed to a getting Colombian Necktie or being fed to the sharks.
 
Would you rather.....

Fall through the toilet hole in an outhouse or be temporarily trapped beneath a pile of dead animals?



uh I'll take the dead animals
 
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Dead animals since it said temporary. Falling through a hole did not have that option. Plus outhouses reeks of diseases.
 
Shit washes off. Ebola does not. I'm taking the Polar Bear plunge down the hole.
 
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NitroHonda said:
Shit washes off. Ebola does not. I'm taking the Polar Bear plunge down the hole.
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Feces carry so many type of diseases that can not be washed off. Ebola is not likely in the United States.
 
Well, if it's a newly built outhouse - or recently moved to a new hole - and has not been used yet .... :p
 
LoveBlue said:
Well, if it's a newly built outhouse - or recently moved to a new hole - and has not been used yet .... :p
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Haha NO!! :D no wiggling out that easy! To make them equally nasty.... The outhouse was last emptied in April, it is now July.....in Georgia. The animals have been dead for days, also in July in Georgia... And are crawling with maggots!

Fair's fair ;)
 
NitroHonda said:
I wouldn't be the first person to do it either.

:lol:

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Man Pulled From Women's Outhouse Tank | WMUR Home - WMUR Home
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.....Police said that they got a call from the parents of a teenage girl who said that when she went to use the facilities, she saw Moody's face staring back at her from the hole.....

Damn....seeing someone's face in that black hole-like pit would give me nightmares for years. I'm willing to bet she will never step foot in another outhouse or portapotty.

Anyway, tough choice here...I'll have to think about this. I've had my hands in sewage a few times while doing plumbing repairs, and trust me, the smell stays in your skin for a few days, no matter how hard you scrub. Rotting animal odor stays in your nostrils for awhile too.....

I will have to go with the sewage...
 
Would you rather....

Spend an entire pro basketball game with your face sticking right above the rim?

or

an entire hockey game with your face sticking out into the middle of the net?


Well, they score waaaaaaay more in b-ball, so your face would get A LOT, in hockey that net is pretty big compared to the puck and they don't it into the net very often so you might not get hit with it at all......but I'm still going with the b-ball. I'd rather get hit in the face with a basket ball 90 times than with a hockey puck even once.
 
I've already had basketballs hit my head several times by middle schoolers "just having fun" (according to the gym teachers, who saw nothing wrong with a group of guys (hearing, of course) chasing after me and pummeling my head as hard as they could)....so I'll go for one full-force whack of the hockey puck straight at my forehead.
 
Oh yuck. Having a pock-marked face from either is not appealing. :lol: I'm going with basketball, though. A hockey puck is sure to hurt!! And a few broken teeth should it land that way.
 
The NHL averages around 40 shots per goal. The NBA averages just over 2 shots per game. Also factor in the much much much larger net in hockey. I'm going to gamble on potentially getting hit once verses GETTING hit 50+ times.
 
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The odds of getting hit with a hockey puck is slimmer. I go with my head in the middle of the net and pray that the goalie does his job. LOL
 
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