yo momma

Yo momma, cook me dinner NOW!
 
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Yo Momma!

Yo Momma so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.

Yo momma so stupid when she tried to make orange juice she stared at it because it said concentrate

Yo momma so nasty I called her up for phone sex and got an ear infection

Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.

Yo mama's so stupid, her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first.

yo mamma is so fat her driver's license says 'picture continued on other side
 
Yo Momma is so old that her breast-milk is made out of powder.

Yo Momma is so fat, when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts

Yo Momma is so dumb, when she went to the movies and they said "Under 17 not admitted" she went home and got sixteen friends.

Yo Momma is so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down, so he doesn't have to look at her.

Yo Momma looks so ugly that Halloween should be on her birthday
 
arent those jokes a little mean? i would never joke something about mothers and it kinda insult yourselves if ur a mother and saying those jokes? i dont mean to be a pooper to this party but it is kinda disrespectful isnt it? and u guys were a little mean to health for just simply saying he had respect for his own mother. i guess im asking.. why is it funny when its mean?
 
SpiceHD said:
arent those jokes a little mean? i would never joke something about mothers and it kinda insult yourselves if ur a mother and saying those jokes? i dont mean to be a pooper to this party but it is kinda disrespectful isnt it? and u guys were a little mean to health for just simply saying he had respect for his own mother. i guess im asking.. why is it funny when its mean?
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Oh Sheesh! These jokes do not even directly to anyone in generally. I'm a mother and I know those jokes are not direct to me either or anyone else for all that matters. It had been a humor for a long time Yo Momma jokes along with blonde jokes. Some people just take things too seriously sometimes. Need to learn to lighten up and have fun. :ugh2:
 
spiceHD..
Can't you accept "jokes" ?
extactly
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Isn't offense anyone.. Just "JOKES"

simalir alike Dumb-Blonde-Moments... and other jokes much more... likely well said Cheri..

:roll:
 
not when it comes to mothers... especially the fact i lost mine so i was just asking if it were a little mean.. i guess its not to you guys. again i apologize

*quietly walks out of this thread*
 
SpiceHD said:
not when it comes to mothers... especially the fact i lost mine so i was just asking if it were a little mean.. i guess its not to you guys. again i apologize

*quietly walks out of this thread*
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i dont have a mom either. but i can still laugh at the jokes.
 
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