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apathrev

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Post your original and funny "yo momma" jokes here.

Such as:
Yo momma's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like she's throwing gang signs.
 
apathrev said:
Post your original and funny "yo momma" jokes here.

Such as:
Yo momma's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like she's throwing gang signs.
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Hi Apathrev,

I do not talk about my mother in this disrespecting manner. How do you think mothers everywhere think or feel when they hear this or that?

You do post some good stuff but this is not one of the better ones okay? I don't agree with this post.

I respect my mom alots and she helps me with so many things. I am very thankful and grateful to have a mother like my mom. :)
 
Heath said:
Hi Apathrev,

I do not talk about my mother in this disrespecting manner. How do you think mothers everywhere think or feel when they hear this or that?

You do post some good stuff but this is not one of the better ones okay? I don't agree with this post.

I respect my mom alots and she helps me with so many things. I am very thankful and grateful to have a mother like my mom. :)
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Shut up.

Remove stick from ass, then type. Cool? :thumb:

And just as an added bonus:

You're so ugly, your mom used to tie a steak around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.
 
apathrev said:
You're so ugly, your mom used to tie a steak around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.
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:rofl:

Yo' mama is so poor , she went to McDonalds's and put a milk shake on layaway. :giggle:
 
i dont really like yo mama jokes, but in the spirit of fun umm...let me see if i know any good ones


yo mama's so old, when she farted dust came out her ass
 
ok i shouldn't be doing this but


yo mama has so many gaps in her teeth, it looks like her tongue is in jail
 
yo momma is so tired she went to take a cat nap with a teddy bear.
 
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