tekkmortal
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World's Best Signs
"The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open."
(Women's restroom)
"Beauty is only a light switch away."
(Library, Duke University)
"I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards."
(Library, Harvard University)
"If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives."
(Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.)
"At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry."
(Coffee Shop, Tucson, AZ)
"It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere."
(Written in dust on back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ)
"God is dead - Nietzsche"
"Nietzsche is dead - God"
(Restaurant, Washington, D.C.)
"If voting could really change things, it would be illegal."
(Bookstore, New York)
"Make love, not war… Heck, do both - GET MARRIED!"
(Rest Room, Bozeman, MO)
"To do is to be - Descartes… To be is to do - Voltaire… Do be do be do - Sinatra."
(Rest Room, Scottsdale, AZ)
"If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!"
(Men's restroom, Washington, D.C.)
"A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it."
(Women's restroom, Dallas, TX)
"Express Lane: Five beers or less."
(Sign over urinal, Phoenix, AZ)
"Friends don't let friends take home ugly men."
(Women's restroom)
"You're too good for him."
(Sign over mirror in women's restroom, Beverly Hills, CA)
"No wonder you always go home alone."
(Sign over mirror in men's restroom, Beverly Hills, CA)
"The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open."
(Women's restroom)
"Beauty is only a light switch away."
(Library, Duke University)
"I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards."
(Library, Harvard University)
"If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives."
(Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.)
"At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry."
(Coffee Shop, Tucson, AZ)
"It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere."
(Written in dust on back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ)
"God is dead - Nietzsche"
"Nietzsche is dead - God"
(Restaurant, Washington, D.C.)
"If voting could really change things, it would be illegal."
(Bookstore, New York)
"Make love, not war… Heck, do both - GET MARRIED!"
(Rest Room, Bozeman, MO)
"To do is to be - Descartes… To be is to do - Voltaire… Do be do be do - Sinatra."
(Rest Room, Scottsdale, AZ)
"If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!"
(Men's restroom, Washington, D.C.)
"A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it."
(Women's restroom, Dallas, TX)
"Express Lane: Five beers or less."
(Sign over urinal, Phoenix, AZ)
"Friends don't let friends take home ugly men."
(Women's restroom)
"You're too good for him."
(Sign over mirror in women's restroom, Beverly Hills, CA)
"No wonder you always go home alone."
(Sign over mirror in men's restroom, Beverly Hills, CA)
hahahah theyre hilarious!!!!!!! 
