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Words of Wisdom?
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Money is not everything...
There's Mastercard & Visa!

One should love animals...
They are so tasty!

Save water...
Shower with your girlfriend!

Love thy neighbor...
But don't get caught!

Behind every successful man, there is a woman...
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two!

Every man should marry...
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Wise men never marry...
And, when they marry they become *otherwise*.

Children in backseats cause accidents...
Accidents in backseats cause children!
"Hard work never killed anybody..."
But why take the risk!

"Work fascinates me!"
I can look at it for hours!!

God made relatives...
Thank God we can choose our friends.
 
Originally posted by ChelEler
:laugh2: @ "Save water...
Shower with your girlfriend!"
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:rofl: should add one more sentence.. shower with boyfriend or have orgy in shower :lol:
 
:laugh2: pretty funnnyyy!! But, but, @ that shower w/ your girlfriend one, I don't think it works. Cos if u shower withh ur gf (or bf) it would take you bothh FOREVER to come out ;)
 
:laugh2: how true.

Yeah, it'd take a long time for bf/gf in the shower..it won't save water :lol:
Probably will run up the water bill :P
 
Well, anyone of u sometimes hot water goes cold? my apt yeah, I usual jump in shower first before him. :naughty:
 
Originally posted by allisonjoy
:laugh2: pretty funnnyyy!! But, but, @ that shower w/ your girlfriend one, I don't think it works. Cos if u shower withh ur gf (or bf) it would take you bothh FOREVER to come out ;)
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Hehe I second that ;):P
 
Originally posted by Teekie
:laugh2: how true.

Yeah, it'd take a long time for bf/gf in the shower..it won't save water :lol:
Probably will run up the water bill :P
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very true :rofl: cuz likewise.. two people in shower may stay there and waste water cuz.. probably will do bammin in shower :X :laugh2:
 
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