VamPyroX
bloody phreak from hell
- Joined
- Feb 27, 2003
- Messages
- 34,374
- Reaction score
- 21
Mathematical Proof That Women Are Evil
First, we state that women require time and money:
WOMEN = TIME x MONEY
As we all know, "time is money":
TIME = MONEY
Therefore...
WOMEN = MONEY x MONEY = MONEY²
Because "money is the root of all evil":
MONEY = √EVIL
Therefore...
WOMEN = (√EVIL)²
Then we are forced to conclude that:
WOMEN = EVIL
First, we state that women require time and money:
WOMEN = TIME x MONEY
As we all know, "time is money":
TIME = MONEY
Therefore...
WOMEN = MONEY x MONEY = MONEY²
Because "money is the root of all evil":
MONEY = √EVIL
Therefore...
WOMEN = (√EVIL)²
Then we are forced to conclude that:
WOMEN = EVIL