Why, Why, Why…with Answers!

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Levonian

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OK—time for a new thread. This time the rules are different. Here’s how it works—anybody who wants to can ask a why, why, why question, and anybody else who wants to can answer it. I’ll start with the first question.

Why, why, why can’t men learn how to do the laundry no matter how hard they try?

OK—anybody who wants to can try to answer this one. Ravensteve, behave yourself.
 
Its time to spank the monkey!
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You’re supposed to answer the question, not assault innocent monkeys. :squint: Try again.
 
Let’s try this one again: why can’t men figure out how to do the laundry?
 
Levonian said:
Let’s try this one again: why can’t men figure out how to do the laundry?
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I guess men are lazy don't want to learn how to use the laundry and just collect and throw in..

that's my answer.
 
Levonian said:
Let’s try this one again: why can’t men figure out how to do the laundry?
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Hey little monkey,,I do my laundry very well. You just gotta read the bottle how much detergent you put in your wash.
 
Levonian said:
OK—time for a new thread. This time the rules are different. Here’s how it works—anybody who wants to can ask a why, why, why question, and anybody else who wants to can answer it. I’ll start with the first question.

Why, why, why can’t men learn how to do the laundry no matter how hard they try?

OK—anybody who wants to can try to answer this one. Ravensteve, behave yourself.
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Because men expect ladies to do the job just like their mothers did.

Why does 7-11 Store have locks on the doors even they are open 24/7?

Why does Superman wear his underwear on the outside?

Why? Why? Why?..............
 
Why do girls make it so differcult to get a date nowadays?
Why cant girls be nice ladies like they were in the 1950s?

Why?Why? Why??????
 
Levonian said:
Let’s try this one again: why can’t men figure out how to do the laundry?
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My answer:

SOME men actually do the wash! My Dad does it around here. We all share chores that need to be done. Dad's "chore" is the laundry!

See, some men CAN be trained! ;)

:fruit: :lol:

Why is the word "why" a favorite amongst three-year-olds?
Why do three-year-olds answer your questions with more "why" questions?
 
Oceanbreeze said:
My answer:

SOME men actually do the wash! My Dad does it around here. We all share chores that need to be done. Dad's "chore" is the laundry!

See, some men CAN be trained! ;)
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And some monkeys can be trained :D
 
Oceanbreeze said:
Why is the word "why" a favorite amongst three-year-olds?
Why do three-year-olds answer your questions with more "why" questions?
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Because adults are too stupid to properly explain things to three year olds. Case in point: a typical conversation I had with an adult when I was a kid.

"Why is the sky blue?"

"Because of the atmosphere."

"Yes, you dimwitted wannabe Carl Sagan, I KNOW it’s the fucking atmosphere—but why is it BLUE?"

"Because it’s not any other color."

Real fucking genius, I grumble. So I have to go trot off a find the answer myself. A week later:

"Hey doofus—do you know that the sky is blue because oxygen atoms scatter blue light more effectively than light in other frequencies?"

"Isn’t that what I said last week?"

"No it isn’t, you simpering dolt. Now run off to work—maybe today’s the day the manager will move you from the fry station to the cash register."

Grumble, grumble, grumble…
 
Originally Posted by Oceanbreeze
Why is the word "why" a favorite amongst three-year-olds?
Why do three-year-olds answer your questions with more "why" questions?
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Levonian said:
Because adults are too stupid to properly explain things to three year olds. Case in point: a typical conversation I had with an adult when I was a kid.
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That wasnt nice nether.
 
why ask why?

why life and death? why can't it be just one and stick to it forever?

why are there colors?

why doesn't christine bale look like bruce wayne in the comics?

why aren't there be anymore life forms that are as smart as humans?

why do they say that music is the universal language, yet they didn't even notice that some people can't EVEN hear anything?

why are the japanese suddenly interested in the Xbox?

why are do people perfer beauiful people instead of real life regular people?
 
Levonian said:
Let’s try this one again: why can’t men figure out how to do the laundry?
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Men living in military barracks do their own laundry all the time, no problem.
 
Oceanbreeze said:
Why is the word "why" a favorite amongst three-year-olds?
Why do three-year-olds answer your questions with more "why" questions?
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Because they are very curious about their world, and they like to experiment with their language skills.
 
My husband CAN do the laundry but i WONT let him do it!! why? cuz he FUCKS it up big time.......... :ugh:
 
Yeah! That’s what I meant! Sure, men can do the laundry—put the soap and the clothes in the tub and start the motor. Not rocket science. But why do women always tell men that they will incur the Wrath of Khan if they ever touch their laundry?
 
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