Who Farted?

HiBluE01

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A women goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is to beher first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sitdown and begin eating a fine meal.

The women is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to hernervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost makingher eyes water. Left with no choice, she decides to relieve herself a bitand lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heardthe poot.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriends father looked over at the dog that had beensnoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!"

The women thought,"This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.

A cou ple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, shedidn't even hesitate. She let out a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!"

A few minutes later the women had to let another one rip. This time she didn'teven think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistleblowing.

Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,

"Dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"
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LAMO!!!!
 
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