Oh and my first time drinking:
I was at my friend's university, we were both underage drinkers at the time too, we first went to a frat party where as they called it, a vagina parade (no men let in! bummer!) so we skipped that because all they had were luke-warm crappy bear served in Styrofoam cups! eww!
Then we went to another frat party where a girl said she knew a guy to get in for us. The guy denied knowing her so we didn't get in.
Then we went to a house party. Full of complete nerds. It was horrible! No cute guys in sight! But they had a keg lol. You had to pay for your drink but we didn't bring any money or purses with us as our original plan was the frat party. Luckily we were all pretty hot by their standards so we flirted our way to drinks. I did a keg stand for 21 seconds, the second highest female in the competition who had 25 seconds.
I would flirt with the guys and even asked one guy if he would pleeeeeeease get my best friend a drink. He didn't want to but my beautiful blue eyes worked their charm! He got her a drink reluctantly lol.
So the first thing I learned there was: If wearing gauchos, men will get hand friendly while you do a keg stand.
Second thing: Never stick a drunk person in a rocking chair. Omg my best friend sat me in one, I rocked forward to put my drink on the table, rocked back and promptly smacked my head rather hard on the wall, owww!
Third thing: When your friend tells you to kindly shut it, do so.
We came out of the party and there was a cop sitting right outside (we're both underage remember?!) My friend has to all but keep me up and I look at her and say, kinda loudly, is that a cop?! She said, "Yes! Now shut up!!!" "Are we gonna get in trouble?!" "Not if you don't shut up!!!"
Finally what I learned was: If someone suggests you use the bathroom, use it.
I used the bathroom before I left but my friend had to usher me into there, she had turned her back and I called her a pervert
Then when we got back to her dorm, she said "You wanna go use the toilet again real quick?" "No I'm fine" "No let's go use the bathroom again just to be sure" I pissed like Seabiscuit and said "Thank you for telling me to go to the bathroom"
Yea, it was an interesting first time hehehe.