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Just in, breaking news!

Air causes cancer because people let their cats use the litter box and it causes the air to je ne sais quoi.

There is also evidence that ramen causes cancer, it is now refered as the brick of death by highly respected doctors!

Do not drink water! there are parasites in it that will infect your body!

Today for 70 payments of 29.99 you can buy an oxygen mask and air tank and breathe the way nature intended, also we sell special ramen that isn't packed with nitrates and cow udder! It's fresh from a takeout stand! We will also give you special water that is hyper purified by our new magical lawn gnome.

I'm just kidding of course, love ya all. :P It's intended to mock people who say things like that without being informed. I keep seeing it here way too much. :run: RUNAWAY, BIRD FLU ARE IN YOUR FROSTED FLAKES!
 
DH u got me puzzled at first...don't breath air, shud I hold my breath?? LOL Yeah I know what u mean...we get so many warnings about almost alll foods. What can we do? Stop eating?....not! Thanks for the laughs!! :giggle:
 
Hey, if you order in the next 5 sec, we will throw in the sun filter for an extra 70 payments of 29.99. It very easy to install. All you have to do, is pull the rip-cord and it will inflat. You find the zipper and clamb on in. It has an adapter soo you can just hook up your air tank to it, you won't need the mask unless you get out of the sun filter. It is great for swimming and going sky diving too. It you act now and order in the next 2 secs, we will knock of 2 payments. :rofl:
 
Bump! Just in! Carpet causes feet cancer. It's more healthier to have dirt floors! Oh yes i feel the need to kick this thread back up because a certian person is still at it... lacking all logic and common sense.
 
Just in... on December 21, 2011 at 7:21pm when the sun and moon collides... all of the indoor cats are going to claw their masters' eyes out.

Prepare yourself!
 
That's my boy!

I agree with you. There are people who are so gullible about the tiniest thing.

"OMG! Be careful when going to the movie theater! You could sit on a HIV-infected needle and get AIDS!"

"OMG! If you fart too much in the bathroom and light a match, you will ignite the gas and burn yourself to death!"

"OMG! If you touch this particular part of the body of another person of the same sex, you are considered gay!"

Oh... please!

If only people would read Snopes more often, they would learn how to detect bogus emails and hoaxes. :thumb:
 
Good laughs, good laughs! Although alot of these myths are spawned by truths, truths that get mis-interpted and altered as they go from person to person.
 
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