There was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.
When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said,
"Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered,
"Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar.
Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug
placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are
big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender
where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second
door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom,
but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door.
Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming
pool and fell into the pool by accident. The
blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said,
"Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered,
"Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar.
Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug
placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are
big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender
where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second
door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom,
but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door.
Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming
pool and fell into the pool by accident. The
blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
LOL