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A Girl says to her boyfriend, "I read a study that said 90 percent of all men masturbate in the shower every morning and the other 10 percent sing."

"Really?" says the boyfriend.

"Yes. And you know what song they sing?" asks the girlfriend.

"No," replies the boyfriend.

"I don't think so."
 
:lol: that's a clever way for her to find out whether
he's gay or not... because if he answered that
question and if he knows which songs did these men
sing, then it's obvious that he's gay... :)
 
PurpleRose71 said:
Hmm...didn't get it. :roll: IMO, I reckon it was more of a hearing-oriented joke.
It's not a hearing-oriented joke.

It's like saying... you don't know, obviously you masturbate.

It's like this quote: "Did you know that men who masturbate too much grow hair on their palms?"

If you ask this question to another guy and he quickly looks at his palms... you can then respond with this, "Ah, I see you masturbate too much! Heh!"
 
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