Studios Sue Pixar, Demand Bad Movie

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Rofl, you will laugh when you read this article. I am not sure when that article came out, I got it from my friend. Here it is:


"Stop making the rest of us look bad," demand Hollywood executives

Hollywood — The eight major Hollywood studios have filed suit against CGI animation company Pixar for its consistent record of quality movies. The complaint alleges that with its sixth consecutive profitable and critically acclaimed film in “The Incredibles,” Pixar is overturning a decades-long public relations campaign waged by Hollywood studios to convince the public that it’s impossible to consistently make high quality films. “If Pixar doesn’t get with the program, we’re going to have to fundamentally change the way we do business,” groused Paramount chairwoman Sherry Lansing, whose studio hasn’t produced a hit film in several years. “I repeat my recommendation to Steve Jobs that he pay John Travolta and Halle Berry $20 million each to provide voices for an effects-laden remake of ‘The Fox and the Hound.’”
Plaintiffs in the suit are Paramount, Universal, MGM, Fox, Disney, Warner Bros., Dreamworks, and Sony Pictures. All eight studios have worked together since 1980 in a sophisticated PR effort to make all Americans believe that it’s inevitable most films will be poor to mediocre. The campaign has included payoffs to critics, training for film school professors, and talking points distributed to corporate spokespeople. Because of the successful campaign, executives have successfully built a system in which they spend tens of millions of dollars each year on development and end up producing as many critically and commercially successful films as a monkey throwing darts at a board would, according to scientific studies.

Asked for comment, a Pixar spokesperson said he believes the suit was motivated by studio executives’ indignation that Pixar and Apple CEO Steve Jobs refused to send them each a free iPod Photo.

According to the studios’ talking points, it’s impossible to consistently make more than 50% of films be high quality, with an average hit to miss ratio of 1:2. But with its six profitable and acclaimed films, Pixar is beginning to make many Americans questions why it actually seems possible to consistently make successful films.

“Those guys are ruining it for everybody,” said Warner Bros. president Alan Horn. “We can’t possibly be expected to stay in business when we’re up against a studio that doesn’t have dozens of unqualified young executives with little or no background or interest in film meddling in the creative process of all their movies.”

“It just goes to show what I’ve always said,” added Universal Chairwoman Stacy Snider. “It should be illegal for companies outside of Los Angeles to produce motion pictures.”

The complaint asks that a court award the eight studios $1 billion in damages or compel Pixar to hire 118 unqualified development executives, option the rights to 38 scripts and books it has no intention of turning into films, and immediately greenlight sequels to “Toy Story” and “Finding Nemo” with $100 million-plus budgets and hire directors whose only experience is in music videos to oversee them.

Source: http://www.datelinehollywood.com/showarticle.php?articleID=340


Blame on unqualified young executives? rofl, that's lame blame ever I heard.
 
Here's a suggestion to these Hollywood executives.... make the quality of your films the top priority!!!!!

That's where Pixar succeed at!
 
Ah, dateline hollywood is a joke site. Their articles are fabrications. My friend and I decided to read other articles and realize that it was a joke.

But still, that is hilarious article ever I read for a while though.

People, my apologizes for misleading.
 
I knew it had to be a fake, I meant... c'mon... there's no way a studio can sue another studio for doing too well.

Anyway, I know the other studios are jealous of Pixar. That's why some are trying to compete to get a deal made with them once their contract is up at Disney.
 
Banjo said:
I knew it had to be a fake, I meant... c'mon... there's no way a studio can sue another studio for doing too well.
while you are right, there are some stupid companies and people on this earth, I may not surprise if there is anything like that. Edit: Microsoft is a good example. They used a pirated software to create the sound wavs.

Banjo said:
Anyway, I know the other studios are jealous of Pixar. That's why some are trying to compete to get a deal made with them once their contract is up at Disney.
Yeah, they should use their methods as the lesson to learn and make the best movies out of it.
 
The Incredibles was a brilliant film, so was The Iron Giant which was released by Warner Bros. Both of these films were directed by Brad Bird, it's all about storytelling, not the lame stories like Disney's Home on the Range.
 
I agree...I liked The Incredibles. We saw it with the kids on Thanksgiving...they loved it...

AND!!!! Guess what?

You know how the movie is animated? Well...I was able to pick up on some of the dialogue!!! Awesome. :)
 
No wonder why mickey mouse is getting dumb and dumber those days...... Mickey mouse sucks bigtime!!!!!
 
Hollywood should learn and take notes from Pixar.

Pixar rules.

Leave Pixar 'lone!

<<EDIT>>
P.S. Is that a legitimate article or a parody?
 
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