VamPyroX
bloody phreak from hell
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew my boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "crazy," then my boss would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb hoping that our boss might think I was "crazy" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later our boss came into the office and asked, "What the hell are you doing!?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, our boss asked her, "... And where do you think you're going?!"
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!!"
I thought that maybe if I acted "crazy," then my boss would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb hoping that our boss might think I was "crazy" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later our boss came into the office and asked, "What the hell are you doing!?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, our boss asked her, "... And where do you think you're going?!"
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!!"
good one Vampy 
That's a good one! 
