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Deaf258

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Last July to August, I went to visit and ride with Kuifje75 in New Jersey to Utah. We stopped overnight at a hotel in Indianapolis. There was this chinese buffet next door and we went in for a late dinner. The hostess asked us how many seats and we answered, "Two." We paid for the meal and a server took the receipt for our buffet. We walked up to a table and the server turned around to ask us a question. I missed what she said to Kuifje75 and I politely asked her to write it down. Almost immediately, I figured out what she said right before she started writing on the paper, so I let her write anyway for Kuifje75 to know what the question was. I peeked at the paper as Kootchie looked down. Kootchie started laughing and I kept a straight face, lightly elbowing him on the side as to let him know to quit laughing! I turned to face the server, smiled innocently for the server's sake and save her the embarrassment, replying, "Sure, he would like some Coke!"

Written on her paper:
"Would you like some Cock?"​

Wow!! I couldn't believe I kept a really good straight face! That was so funny!
 
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:rofl: U should have say Will u blow it?
 
:lol: I couldn't stop laughing at the irony of the question! Sure I'd like some cock too! :bj:
 
Ahh ha haha...that one was good. Thanks for sharing...LOL.

Do they have Diet Cock?
 
Deaf258, Instead of saying yes he would like some Coke... U should say Will u blow it and then she will realized what she wrote that would embarrassed her. :rofl:
My bad! tsk me!
 
But I didn't have the heart to correct her and embarrass the Hell out of her!! Sometimes I am just too nice!
 
:rofl: That was too funny! Poor lady! Good thing you (deaf258) had the sense to try miminse the embarrassment for the lady. ;)

I reckon I would've burst into laughter right in her face, despite embarrassing her in the restaurant! ;)
 
WaterRats13 said:
:rofl: That was too funny! Poor lady! Good thing you (deaf258) had the sense to try miminse the embarrassment for the lady. ;)
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I hope you display as much restraint when you see beginning ASL students sign "nice to fuck you" instead of "nice to meet you". I’ve never done it, but I’m sure some day it will happen. :Oops:
 
It has happened to me in my experience as an ASL instructor and tutor.
Imagine trying to explain to a 7 year old girl why her signing wasn't right!!!
I just told her it was a bad word, and better to sign this way, etc... I tried not to laugh and was able to keep myself restrained. As for ASL students in college, we exaggerate something if they said something like that. Make them see their mistake and realise it.
 
Levonian said:
I hope you display as much restraint when you see beginning ASL students sign "nice to fuck you" instead of "nice to meet you". I’ve never done it, but I’m sure some day it will happen. :Oops:
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Oh shit!! :lol: That's funny too because I have seen that happen all the damn time!! :rofl:
 
:rofl: Deaf258 :rofl: :rofl: thats sooooooooooooo damn HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahah

with Levonian's comment abt mis-signing in ASL -- i once had an old supervisor who knew some signs when i was working in a resturant while still in high school -- she had a deaf party seated and she was serving them -- a question she signed to them was "would you like some lesbian in your tea" referencing to LEMON but she signed it LESBIAN -- my gawd i just started LAUGHING so hard and corrected her -- ofc she :Oops: and went back to the group and apologized they all were LAUGHING and said it wasnt a big deal but gave them a good laugh!
 
One of my interpreters in college had to interpret for some government engagement, and she kept on signing "peabrain" for government without realising it until one of her friends told her. She was :Oops: !!! It's an excellent irony with true double meanings! he he he
 
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