Parents can be such stupid spazzes!

Four years ago, my dad put a hold on my AOL account cuz he found a picture of a naked man laying down in some hay. His first assumption was that I downloaded it on his computer. He doesn't really know computers that well so he's always coming up with these wild assumptions about why things happen. He had so much belief that his daughters (my sisters) were very religious and they wouldn't do a thing like that. I reminded him of a few things.
  • "Would I download a picture like that?"
  • "How could I download it there in Texas when I'm up here in New York?"
  • "Do you really believe that the girls are as religious as you think they are?"
He tried to explain my first question by telling me that I was going through porno and that picture was one of them, which I forgot to delete. He then tried to cover up for the second question by telling me that I might have downloaded it when I was at home during Christmas Break. To explain both of those cover-ups, I simply asked him for the date of the file. It was during the time I was gone. That's when he realized that he had to start believing me and start yelling at my sisters. One of my sisters lost her online priviledges because of that. Heh!
 
VamPyroX said:
Four years ago, my dad put a hold on my AOL account cuz he found a picture of a naked man laying down in some hay. His first assumption was that I downloaded it on his computer. He doesn't really know computers that well so he's always coming up with these wild assumptions about why things happen. He had so much belief that his daughters (my sisters) were very religious and they wouldn't do a thing like that. I reminded him of a few things.
  • "Would I download a picture like that?"
  • "How could I download it there in Texas when I'm up here in New York?"
  • "Do you really believe that the girls are as religious as you think they are?"
He tried to explain my first question by telling me that I was going through porno and that picture was one of them, which I forgot to delete. He then tried to cover up for the second question by telling me that I might have downloaded it when I was at home during Christmas Break. To explain both of those cover-ups, I simply asked him for the date of the file. It was during the time I was gone. That's when he realized that he had to start believing me and start yelling at my sisters. One of my sisters lost her online priviledges because of that. Heh!
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Oh, boy! *Chuckles* Now, you are savin' your neck, eh? :laugh2:
 
Oddball said:
Funny thing was my dad busted me downloading an actual nude picture of late John F. Kennedy, Jr. on his old computer (I got it from my friend). I told him well, I saw you browsing around porno websites. LOL he laughed. He never download any porno stuff, just browsing the websites...that's all. I thought it was funny of my dad busting his daughter downloading the nude picture. :twisted:
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Any chance u still have that nude picture??
 
AquaMaiden said:
Any chance u still have that nude picture??
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I still have it in floppy disk, but it is in LV while I am in SF. When I return back to LV from SF this summer, then I am happy to send you a copy of actual nude pix of JFK, Jr. Winks.
 
Let the fingers do the walking this summer near/in you!
 
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Wack

Im glad I dont have that pblm with my parents - if they could see some of the stuff I look at, they prolly look them up too!!!

*SMH*

DD
 
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