New Group of Giant Apes Discovered

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Finally they have discovered Levonian's family. :D
 
Just don’t tell them where to find me. I never liked those guys. I used to invite them to family reunions, but all they did was trash the place and drink all my beer.
 
holy shit...

they aren't even kidding about the word "giant" lol

I bet even Donkey Kong can't defeat those new primates lol



I'm pretty much ashamed at the african government who doesn't have any control over hunting on apes, and they dont seem to give a shit about them anyway...though if apes are excint, then humans will be excint in the future as well.
 
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Steel said:
I'm pretty much ashamed at the african government who doesn't have any control over hunting on apes, and they dont seem to give a shit about them anyway...though if apes are excint, then humans will be excint in the future as well.
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:werd: None of the African governments ever did anything to protect any of the ape species within their boundaries. That is, until the 1970’s—when they suddenly discovered that western tourists were willing to pay big bucks to see them. Then their tune changed really fast. But the DR Congo doesn’t give a fat rat’s ass about western tourism—they’ve been involved in a 40 year long civil war, and no white people have ventured in there in a long time.

BTW, don’t forget that we’re a species of ape, too.
 
Levonian, congrats on your 900th post!

Yeah that is why the poor primates survive in cages everywhere exposing themselves to unkind tourists who dare to throw candy bars at their forehead.
 
Levonian said:
:werd: None of the African governments ever did anything to protect any of the ape species within their boundaries. That is, until the 1970’s—when they suddenly discovered that western tourists were willing to pay big bucks to see them. Then their tune changed really fast. But the DR Congo doesn’t give a fat rat’s ass about western tourism—they’ve been involved in a 40 year long civil war, and no white people have ventured in there in a long time.

BTW, don’t forget that we’re a species of ape, too.
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of course I didn't forget...humans are considered primates too lol
 
Levonian said:
Just don’t tell them where to find me. I never liked those guys. I used to invite them to family reunions, but all they did was trash the place and drink all my beer.
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Hey! Consider yourself a lucky monkey/ape/gorilla (whatever suits you well)...rather have 'em drink up all the booze and SPARE your life--heh heh.... :laugh2:
 
Hey—whaddaya know—that was my 900th post! :thumb: I didn’t even notice that. :mrgreen: And I used it for a good cause, too—getting on my soapbox and lecturing about my favorite topic. :)

Your candy bar analogy isn’t too far off base. In Uganda’s National Parks, the mountain gorillas come right up to the Land Rovers, and the tour guides shake their machetes at them so they’ll bluff charge. The tour guides get bigger tips this way. Pretty fucking pathetic.
 
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