I have a shocking revelation to make: bbnt is one of the moderators here. At considerable personal expense to myself, I have hired a team of private investigators in an effort to discover exactly who bbnt is and why he has made alldeaf his consuming passion in life. After months of painstaking investigation, the astonishing truth was revealed—bbnt doesn’t exist. He’s a purely fictional character created by Alex, and all of bbnt’s posts are really Alex’s own handiwork. Alex is actually a member of a race of superintelligent Deaf aliens from another galaxy, and alldeaf is part of an elaborate social experiment that they are carrying out here on Earth to see if our species is worthy of joining an intergalactic federation of Deaf life forms. Everybody who has ever said anything nice about Alex gets to go for a ride in a spaceship and there’s free beer on board for everybody. Everybody who has ever dissed him will eventually be vaporized by an orbiting death ray device. Now don’t you all wish you had been nicer?