Married Joke

[KingDragon]

When a woman got married she put a shoebox in the closet and told her husband not to open it. After over 50 years of marriage she was dying and told him to open the box. When he opened it there were 2 doilies and 85,000.00$ He ask why this was in the box. She replied “when I got married my mother told me to crochet a doily every time I got mad at you. He smile thinking she was only mad twice and ask what the $85,000.00 was. She replied that's the money from selling the doilies.

 

[ChelEler]

Whoah!! She must have been mad at him way too many times!

 

[huneybear75]

LOL, this is an old joke but still is funny........ )

 

[BabyPhat21]

dang

 

[VamPyroX]

That's funny! I've heard something similar to this. It was about corn and sex with other men instead.

 

[CatoCooper13]

I heard a similar trend on that -- but it was the husband doing the gathering and putting it in the shoe box...he sold beer cans everytime it got too full in the box.