Man Jailed for Shooting Off His Testicles

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Man Jailed for Shooting Off His Testicles

Tue Jul 13, 1:06 PM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.

David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.

But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.

Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.
 
At least, he doesn't have to worry about anyone kicking him in the balls while he's in jail! Hehehe!
 
He's :crazy: to shoot his testicles... *smh* Glad hes in jail. What a moron!!
 
Indeed, he's a drunken fool for shooting his crown jewels off.
I admit I've had to chuckle a bit over his easily avoidable misfortune.
 
Maybe next time he wouldn't drink that much, but then again he's missing both of his balls who knows what's next :giggle:
 
he shot his own testicles!??! :ugh:

aw man...you'll never know how much it FUCKING HURTS til you shoot at your own balls! seriously...you would never experience that much pain before...ouch

and no it never happened to me but I sure did get kicked in the balls many times...so...I'm still here :o
 
Which is worse... having your balls shot off with a pistol, shotgun, or spear?
 
Probably a spear because of the shock factor.....
 
Thanks for the laugh ..needed a laugh. Amazing at how many morons are out there in this world :doh:
 
:shock: OUCH.. that's painful to hear.. when i looked at topic i thought a guy took testicles from someone and throw it..

Eh.. Ouch.. woman.. this isn't funny.. it hurts!

Vampy- i believe a spear will be more painful than any kind of bullet.
 
Drinking and shotguns in your pants don't mix

Man jailed for illegal firearm possession after shooting self in groin
The Associated Press
Updated: 5:00 p.m. ET July 13, 2004

SHEFFIELD, England - A man who shot himself in the groin after drinking 15 pints of beer and stuffing a sawed-off shotgun down his trousers was jailed for five years Tuesday for illegal possession of a firearm.

....for more information -- go to this site: Drunk man shoots his nuts off

:crazy: man. :P
 
I guess I drank a bit too much the other night..when I first posted in here...and totally forgot all about it and posted a new thread about it a few days later. Eeps! :Oops: tsk tsk on me, heheh!
 
Takes a lot of balls to shoot himself in the testicles, now...but...doesn't look like he has any anymore! ;)
 
That is sooooo sad that he shot off his balls. Tsk Tsk, It is a crazy
world out there. Is it possible to have testicles implant?
Just put some silicones down there...
Or he'll be disfigure forever??? :-o
 
VamPyroX said:
At least, he doesn't have to worry about anyone kicking him in the balls while he's in jail! Hehehe!
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or someone stepping on them with her heels! :rofl:
 
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