Ladies, what is your most shocking stories and steamiest secrets?

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Ladies, what is your most shocking stories and steamiest secrets you ever done with a guy? Please tell us. If you too shy to confess, you don't have to post it. :) :giggle:
 
If we tell, then it's no longer a secret. ;)
 
Who made a first move to ask us question then she/he is the one who should share her first. :D
 
lol aww putter! lol I make the first move what I did in the past, Once a upon a time, I dated a guy back in the early 90's and for a while going out with him and getting serious then found out he a player and a cheater, so He went to a bar with his male friends and I waited for him to come home while his friends carried him home stone cold drunk he was totally out like a light. He could not hear me or feel me shaking him to wake up. Even through I was piss at him for cheating I decided to get even. I had to take his pant off and shave his private public hair bald! Then smugged ben-gay cream in his underwear and put his pants back on. Left him a note on the mirror says "honey, I know what you did and Hasta la vista baby, we are over!" then his close friend girlfriend told me he had a huge rash down there and don't remember how he got it! LOL the end!
 
nothing. I never cheated. I never done anything to hurt men in a deceitful way. If you love someone or care about him, why hurt him?
 
GarnetTigerMom said:
lol aww putter! lol I make the first move what I did in the past, Once a upon a time, I dated a guy back in the early 90's and for a while going out with him and getting serious then found out he a player and a cheater, so He went to a bar with his male friends and I waited for him to come home while his friends carried him home stone cold drunk he was totally out like a light. He could not hear me or feel me shaking him to wake up. Even through I was piss at him for cheating I decided to get even. I had to take his pant off and shave his private public hair bald! Then smugged ben-gay cream in his underwear and put his pants back on. Left him a note on the mirror says "honey, I know what you did and Hasta la vista baby, we are over!" then his close friend girlfriend told me he had a huge rash down there and don't remember how he got it! LOL the end!
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I find that funny! :giggle:
 
Deafilmedia said:
nothing. I never cheated. I never done anything to hurt men in a deceitful way. If you love someone or care about him, why hurt him?
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once someone become a cheater is always a cheat. why would I care about a guy who hurt me and forgive him? Forget it, he can take a hike since I kicked him to he curb!:whip:
 
:rofl: that's toooo funny what you did to him!! I would do the same if a guy cheat on me! And maybe shove something in his ass!!!

GarnetTigerMom said:
lol aww putter! lol I make the first move what I did in the past, Once a upon a time, I dated a guy back in the early 90's and for a while going out with him and getting serious then found out he a player and a cheater, so He went to a bar with his male friends and I waited for him to come home while his friends carried him home stone cold drunk he was totally out like a light. He could not hear me or feel me shaking him to wake up. Even through I was piss at him for cheating I decided to get even. I had to take his pant off and shave his private public hair bald! Then smugged ben-gay cream in his underwear and put his pants back on. Left him a note on the mirror says "honey, I know what you did and Hasta la vista baby, we are over!" then his close friend girlfriend told me he had a huge rash down there and don't remember how he got it! LOL the end!
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Reba said:
If we tell, then it's no longer a secret. ;)
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:giggle:

GarnetTigerMom said:
Once a upon a time, I dated a guy back in the early 90's and for a while going out with him and getting serious then found out he a player and a cheater, so He went to a bar with his male friends and I waited for him to come home while his friends carried him home stone cold drunk he was totally out like a light. He could not hear me or feel me shaking him to wake up. Even through I was piss at him for cheating I decided to get even. I had to take his pant off and shave his private public hair bald! Then smugged ben-gay cream in his underwear and put his pants back on. Left him a note on the mirror says "honey, I know what you did and Hasta la vista baby, we are over!" then his close friend girlfriend told me he had a huge rash down there and don't remember how he got it! LOL the end!
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:rofl: You're my hero!! :applause:

I have a story but it isn't really a secret because some of my friends know this story. ;)

Here it goes--One time I believe when I was the age of 8 somewhere around there, I had a neighborhood friend in Chicago where I used to live for a very short period of time, her name is Beth. Whenever we played a round of games, Beth has to be the one in charge to choose which games we should particular, she was so controlling. There was a time when enough was enough. I wanted to play a revenge on her, so I found a dead snake somewhere in the woods, I picked it up with a toilet paper and put it in her mailing box with a little note stating "Play fair controlling little Beth", the next following day she came over my house, knocked on the door and says she would play any games we wishes to play. I was so shocked that my revenge on her works!! Beth never stopped kissing my ass from that day forward. :giggle:
 
Cheri said:
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:rofl: You're my hero!! :applause:

I have a story but it isn't really a secret because some of my friends know this story. ;)

Here it goes--One time I believe when I was the age of 8 somewhere around there, I had a neighborhood friend in Chicago where I used to live for a very short period of time, her name is Beth. Whenever we played a round of games, Beth has to be the one in charge to choose which games we should particular, she was so controlling. There was a time when enough was enough. I wanted to play a revenge on her, so I found a dead snake somewhere in the woods, I picked it up with a toilet paper and put it in her mailing box with a little note stating "Play fair controlling little Beth", the next following day she came over my house, knocked on the door and says she would play any games we wishes to play. I was so shocked that my revenge on her works!! Beth never stopped kissing my ass from that day forward. :giggle:
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LOL, now look who's bad! lol ***5**** :giggle::giggle::giggle:
 
LakeTahoe said:
:rofl: that's toooo funny what you did to him!! I would do the same if a guy cheat on me! And maybe shove something in his ass!!!
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Here a a funny steamist screts. One of my friend have a boyfriend's apartment that over look the park and the main road so often they would sit on the fire escape. She told me one night that she and her boyfriend were out there started to get frisky. It was almost dark, so they grabbed a blanket and stripped from the waist down, then she got on top of him. After a few minutes she started to oted more car horns then usual. Then she heard a hoots. She realized that everyone below could see them making out, thanks to the lights on the building. She was still worried that some neighbor will recongized her. LOL But she got over it ! lol:giggle::giggle::giggle:
 
I have too many to list but don't dare to reveal!

If I tell you, I have to kill you :giggle:

But yes it is fun reading about others:giggle:
 
I dont have anything sneaky, or steamy to reveal - Im not much good at getting revenge on people.


BUUUUUT when I found out my ex-husband was screwing a Medic from the local EMS company - I thought hmmm this sort of an advantage for me because Im an EMT-student riding with the company. I never did get grouped with her (thank god) - so I decided to get a little dirty - I got a coupon for a free K-Y Jelly sample so I had it sent to her c/o YCEMS, I can just imagine the look on her face when she opend the package up and realized its KY Jelly, :lol:
 
Dixie said:
I dont have anything sneaky, or steamy to reveal - Im not much good at getting revenge on people.


BUUUUUT when I found out my ex-husband was screwing a Medic from the local EMS company - I thought hmmm this sort of an advantage for me because Im an EMT-student riding with the company. I never did get grouped with her (thank god) - so I decided to get a little dirty - I got a coupon for a free K-Y Jelly sample so I had it sent to her c/o YCEMS, I can just imagine the look on her face when she opend the package up and realized its KY Jelly, :lol:
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LOL funny now I like that one! LOL :giggle:
 
GarnetTigerMom said:
lol aww putter! lol I make the first move what I did in the past, Once a upon a time, I dated a guy back in the early 90's and for a while going out with him and getting serious then found out he a player and a cheater, so He went to a bar with his male friends and I waited for him to come home while his friends carried him home stone cold drunk he was totally out like a light. He could not hear me or feel me shaking him to wake up. Even through I was piss at him for cheating I decided to get even. I had to take his pant off and shave his private public hair bald! Then smugged ben-gay cream in his underwear and put his pants back on. Left him a note on the mirror says "honey, I know what you did and Hasta la vista baby, we are over!" then his close friend girlfriend told me he had a huge rash down there and don't remember how he got it! LOL the end!
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Remind me not to date you! :giggle:
 
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