If you met God...

Originally posted by ckfarbes
complicated, i found you the Chosen One among all women are\last on the earth i :bowdown: and worship u a Diva'Heather!:naughty: Eve though, I am a God among them as my flesh as these people...
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me: God, i have a question. (and yes i capitalized your name this time ok?!)
God: what do you want now?
me: am i really the chosen one? :o
God: well, no shit i was short on time. sue me, man. i got things to do, y'know?
 
me: goddammit
God: ???
God: why did you say that?
me: I fucked up!!!
God: Please dont say that!
me: Why?
me: Is that your full name
God: No!
me: goddammit, I thought it was
me: sorry God
 
me: God! I didn't know you were a woman.
God: That's a secret. I let them fool preachers believe otherwise.
me: Why????
God: Penis envy will get you somewhere else, at least.
 
Originally posted by Liza
me: God! I didn't know you were a woman.
God: That's a secret. I let them fool preachers believe otherwise.
me: Why????
God: Penis envy will get you somewhere else, at least.
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Originally posted by compLicaTed
ah... so that's what acid rain is.
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Yes.... also the Kyoto Protocol requires all humans to wear gas-filtered underpants to reduce the Greenhouse Emissions created by humans so God can have some clean fresh air.
 
Me: Hey, God :)
God: Hey, Shelley :wave:
Me: I have been prayed for you to coming to see me and you didn't come and see me *SOBS*
God: Aww, I'm very sorry I don't want to be scared you if i see you.
Me: So, I'm not damn scared of you, God
God: Oh well who knows.. Don't worry i'm here and you can see me.
Me: Yeah, whatever...:roll:
 
:rofl: you guys are funny! you guys have all different point views about God & Jesus.... god/g0d/goD whatsoever..
I grew up in many different churches due to my mother was trying to find cure and she still does eh :roll: so I dont know. If there is a GOD.. or heaven or hell.. I would just say.. wait till your life expires.. let it lead you to.. :dunno: All I know this "Have Faith" hehe
 
God- dang Erica u had been bad girl tsk..
me- I know I haven't changed didn't I?
God- so why you wanna go to heaven
me- so I can pet angel cats and play with them and spy on my enemies :twisted:
God- tsk Erica but what will u do if I send u back to earth?
Me- if there is a afterlife after all turn me into a lesbian girl who wanna go wooo over stephy ;)
God- okay u got it..
*god sendin me back to earth and I am a hot femme girl with a open minded family who isn't overprotective like my last family* :naughty:
 
the bible says when you meet god you will be judged for your works on earth accordingly. i hope our lord says to me," Job well done."
jesus is the only way. peace
 
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