Forbid Lair!

[Malfoyish]

Sure! Here I come...

Awwww *cradling my new baby...banana.*

 

[DreamDeaf]

*gurgle* wanna some milky, Malfoyish mommy...

 

[Tousi]

LovelyWoman, yes, it is I, Tousi, from Cacafornia and an old deaf chatterbox! What sn did you have.

Deafscuba, she means you sit on your thumb, not your couch-lol

 

[Malfoyish]

*gurgle* wanna some milky, Malfoyish mommy...

Oh, lessee here. *gently slapping baby hands*

"Hey, hey! You've got TEETH. There's NOOOO milk in those, either!!!"

 

[DreamDeaf]

*WAAAAHHHHH!!!*

 

[Malfoyish]

Awww....don't cryyyy!!! Please, please, please, PLEASE don't cry...

 

[DreamDeaf]

*pawing at Malfoyish's breasts*

 

[Malfoyish]

*pawing at Malfoyish's breasts*

Owww.

Oh, all right, you BRAT. Have a sip.

 

[DreamDeaf]

*cooing, sucking, gurgling* *kneading at breasts with little hands*

 

[Malfoyish]

*cooing, sucking, gurgling* *kneading at breasts with little hands*

There, now. Baby's happy. :Oops:

 

[Oceanbreeze]

There, now. Baby's happy. :Oops:

I would have let the damn thing cry.

 

[Malfoyish]

I would have let the damn thing cry.

Awww, but you know me, I'm nurturing. Aren't I?

 

[DreamDeaf]

*glances evilly at Oceanbreeze*

 

[Malfoyish]

*glances evilly at Oceanbreeze*

Uh oh. Baby's pissed.

 

[Angel]

@ Malfoyish and DreamDeaf, you guys are killing me here!

 

[DreamDeaf]

There's just one problem... ... Malfoyish's breast milk is DELICIOUS...but I keep forgetting one thing...she's a WITCH with a crush on Lucius... so it's DOUBLY enchanted...

*sigh* here I go again.... :poof:

 

[Malfoyish]

There's just one problem... ... Malfoyish's breast milk is DELICIOUS...but I keep forgetting one thing...she's a WITCH with a crush on Lucius... so it's DOUBLY enchanted...

*sigh* here I go again.... :poof:

Why, thank you. I eat a lot of sugar.

 

[Oceanbreeze]

*glances evilly at Oceanbreeze*

What can I say, DD? My twin came out to play today.

Care to tango?

 

[DreamDeaf]

Oceanie -

If you dont mind tangoing with a devil banana...then sure! Care to lead?

 

[DreamDeaf]

Malfoyish -

No wonder. I was wondering how I managed to grow a tail.