Lil_country_gal
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If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might be a Minnesotan .
If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might be a Minnesotan.
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy", you might be a Minnesotan.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might be a Minnesotan.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might be a Minnesotan.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might be a Minnesotan.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might be a Minnesotan.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might be a Minnesotan.
If you know how to say...Wayzata ...Mahtomedi, ....Cloquet ... Edina.. and Shakopee,you might be a Minnesotan.
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,you might be a Minnesotan.
Vacation means going "up north" for the weekend, you might be a Minnesotan.
You measure distance in hours, you might be a Minnesotan.
You know several people who have hit deer more than once, you might be a Minnesotan.
You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day ...and back again, you might be a Minnesotan.
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching, you might be a Minnesotan.
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, you might live in Minnesota .
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked, you might live in Minnesota .
You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and Venison, you might be a Minnesotan.
You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them, you might be a Minnesotan.
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time, you might be a Minnesotan.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you might be a Minnesotan.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you might be a Minnesotan.
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you might be a Minnesotan.
You can identify a southern or eastern accent,you might be a Minnesotan.
Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce, you might be a Minnesotan.
Down South to you means Iowa , you might be a Minnesotan.
A brat is something you eat....
You find 0 degrees "a little chilly." ....
You actually understand these jokes, and you post them for all of your Minnesota Friends to read, then you may be a true Minnesotan
If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might be a Minnesotan.
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy", you might be a Minnesotan.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might be a Minnesotan.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might be a Minnesotan.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might be a Minnesotan.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might be a Minnesotan.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might be a Minnesotan.
If you know how to say...Wayzata ...Mahtomedi, ....Cloquet ... Edina.. and Shakopee,you might be a Minnesotan.
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,you might be a Minnesotan.
Vacation means going "up north" for the weekend, you might be a Minnesotan.
You measure distance in hours, you might be a Minnesotan.
You know several people who have hit deer more than once, you might be a Minnesotan.
You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day ...and back again, you might be a Minnesotan.
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching, you might be a Minnesotan.
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, you might live in Minnesota .
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked, you might live in Minnesota .
You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and Venison, you might be a Minnesotan.
You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them, you might be a Minnesotan.
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time, you might be a Minnesotan.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you might be a Minnesotan.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you might be a Minnesotan.
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you might be a Minnesotan.
You can identify a southern or eastern accent,you might be a Minnesotan.
Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce, you might be a Minnesotan.
Down South to you means Iowa , you might be a Minnesotan.
A brat is something you eat....
You find 0 degrees "a little chilly." ....
You actually understand these jokes, and you post them for all of your Minnesota Friends to read, then you may be a true Minnesotan
