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Oh God—the Mistress of Methane is back with her imbecilic toilet humor. :roll:

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doesnt this in some way fall under a violation of the rules, posting meaningless random crap?

pun intended.
 
Your Mom said:
doesnt this in some way fall under a violation of the rules, posting meaningless random crap?

pun intended.
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In that case, there are 5909 violations. Aren't we under a zero tolerance policy, now? :whistle:
 
Your Mom, you violated a lot of rules too. You called me stupid...
Hippocrit!!!
 
Make that 5911 violations.

Anyone remember that joke I used to do where I would type out a bunch if gibberish and then say it was me banging my head on the keyboard? Well this time its for real

*jofgiad;jkladjfgiodjkldfagkljdfgjdlfgdajk*
 
The*Empress said:
Your Mom, you violated a lot of rules too. You called me stupid...
Hippocrit!!!
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And now youre calling me a hippo, or did you mean hypocrite?

*eyeroll* i aplogized and then you said there was no need to apologize.

please quit making trouble.
 
Do Cats fart? The Essential Guide to Farts, Farting, and Humor.

Fart Psych 101

There are many types of people who fart every day. It's your job to identify them, point them, out, and call them by name! (Assuming it wasn't you who did it, of course!) Here's a quick run-down of the type of people you're likely to catch farting around you on a daily basis:

The Vain Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts.
The Amiable Person: One who loves the smell of other people's farts.
The Proud Person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.
The Shy Person: One who releases silent farts and then blushes.
The Impudent Person: One who farts loudly and then laughs.
The Scientific Person: One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.
The Unfortunate Person: One who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead.
The Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.
The Honest Person: One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it.
The Dishonest Person: One who farts and then blames the dog.
The Foolish Person: One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
The Thrifty Person: One who always has several farts in reserve.
The Anti-Social Person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
The Strategic Person: One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.
The Sadistic Person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bed covers over his bed mates head.
The Intellectual Person: One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item he consumed.
The Athletic Person: One who farts at the slightest exertion.
The Miserable Person: One who would truly love to but can't fart at all.
The Sensitive Person: One who farts and then bursts into tears.
The Bruiser: One who farts so hard and loud that he bruises his butt cheeks.
 
what is up with you deaf people???

why you wanna control my life? This is America, we can do
whatever we want to...

I am wild... and very energetic, I like to move around
and run around and have a good time, I love to dance
and play balls with my little nephew with my dog in the backyard...

That is why old people's bodies break down so much, because
of gravity... when you don't move around like a child...
and stay in one position a long time, your body will get use to it....
And will hurt when you move in a different certain way...

That is why Most old people can't sit on the floor, because
their bodies have hard time bending over and sit and get
up fast enough....

So my point is, being serious is boring... you get old fast
and worry too much...

That is why people think I look so young.... A 12 years old girl
asked me how old I am, I said I am 35, and she said "what?"

It is cool to laugh and be wild and have fun....
 
The*Empress said:
what is up with you deaf people???

why you wanna control my life? This is America, we can do
whatever we want to...

I am wild... and very energetic, I like to move around
and run around and have a good time, I love to dance
and play balls with my little nephew with my dog in the backyard...

That is why old people's bodies break down so much, because
of gravity... when you don't move around like a child...
and stay in one position a long time, your body will get use to it....
And will hurt when you move in a different certain way...

That is why Most old people can't sit on the floor, because
their bodies have hard time bending over and sit and get
up fast enough....

So my point is, being serious is boring... you get old fast
and worry too much...

That is why people think I look so young.... A 12 years old girl
asked me how old I am, I said I am 35, and she said "what?"

It is cool to laugh and be wild and have fun....
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im hearing.

Funny how one post you can talk about you wanting to have fun and in another post youre so angry because you only do what everyone else does.

which is it?
 
That is why you're a lesbian and men said you women are too BORING...

If I get married and all, I'm gonna be a fun mom and a fun loving wife...
And me and my future husband are going go to camping, get stress off,
go vacations a lot, and so forth....

Not sit around and arguing and being unfaithful, be in abusive relationships
and all....

And I can see why Christie Blinkie's husband want a young fun girlfriend....
 
The*Empress said:
That is why you're a lesbian and men said you women are too BORING...

If I get married and all, I'm gonna be a fun mom and a fun loving wife...
And me and my future husband are going go to camping, get stress off,
go vacations a lot, and so forth....

Not sit around and arguing and being unfaithful, be in abusive relationships
and all....

And I can see why Christie Blinkie's husband want a young fun girlfriend....
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i totally retract my previous apology you are a moron.

the end.
 
Well I don't appreciate you trying to dictate me on how I should act...

If you don't want me to be me, then you need stop being a lesbian...
 
What? Who cares about gay, bisexual, straight or lebsian... We are same people, nothing would be different but we can choose sex oriention, it's our decide to comfortable with my personal.

The*Empress, You need quit to bash on homosexual, that enough.
 
well you guys need to stop bashing me.

I choose to act this way and I choose my religion as Christian...
And so back off.
 
The*Empress said:
well you guys need to stop bashing me.

I choose to act this way and I choose my religion as Christian...
And so back off.
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Did I bash on you? No...

I'm claim no religion, also agnostic too.
 
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