Did schizo people talk to animals or pets?

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Did schizo people talk to anmals or pets like movie dr. dolitte?
 
I talk to my dog. Normal hearing people do that too. Have you seen Cesar Millan's tv show?

How about you?
 
DJGrace said:
Dude, didn't you know? Cesar Millan is LOCO! He talks to dogs! GASP!
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I know right? He can get 30+ dogs to listen to him and I can't get mine to listen to me :mad2:

I asked my dog why you don't listen to me? He said - because you don't have a Harvard degree.

:(
 
I say to my doggie...."Loves ya baby....luv, luv, luv....beautiful baby...babbbby.....good little girl.....baby love....ur my babbbbby luv....."....and she "smiles, laughs, snorts....gets up and farts!"
 
Jiro said:
I know right? He can get 30+ dogs to listen to him and I can't get mine to listen to me :mad2:

I asked my dog why you don't listen to me? He said - because you don't have a Harvard degree.

:(
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*shrugs* Your dog listens to me......why do you think you found that "accident" on the carpet???
 
I went to TCU

My dog went to Man's Best Friend

I am the one that picks up feces when we go for a walk. Maybe you should go to Man's best friend. Much cheaper too.
 
TXgolfer said:
I went to TCU

My dog went to Man's Best Friend

I am the one that picks up feces when we go for a walk. Maybe you should go to Man's best friend. Much cheaper too.
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Never too late to teach an old dog new tricks. :wave:
 
Dr. Dolittle was schizophrenic???
 
Reba said:
Dr. Dolittle was schizophrenic???
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let's see..... according to Mayo Clinic website...

the symptons of schizophrenia is:
1. Delusions - talking to animal.... check
2. Hallucinations - hearing things like animal talking to you.... check
3. Thought disorder - hmm..... not yet
4. Disorganized behavior - he acted wildly and strangely.... check

Result: Dr. DoLittle is schizophrenic


*Disclaimer Notice: I am unlicensed medical professional*
 
I talk to my cat all the time, but she's really not interested in conversing with me ...

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My pets are great conversationalists. They agree with every thing that I say. They get a treat for it, too. :D
 
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