Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me
from the beginning of our marriage, and when I confront him,
he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he
cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job two years ago he hasn't even
looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise
around and buddy with his pals, while I have to work to pay
the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he
doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I'm a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed, Hillary Clinton
Dear Hillary:
Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him
anymore -- you're a United States Senator from New York now!
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My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me
from the beginning of our marriage, and when I confront him,
he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he
cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job two years ago he hasn't even
looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise
around and buddy with his pals, while I have to work to pay
the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he
doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I'm a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed, Hillary Clinton
Dear Hillary:
Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him
anymore -- you're a United States Senator from New York now!
Way to Go Abby! U tell her!