Corrupt a Wish

[Texan Guy]

Granted, you got it but it isn't working at all.

I wish I'm a professional hitman. :P

 

[Grummer]

granted but after six months they set you up to cancel your 'contract' you got marked.
I wish to have 2 college goregous cheerleaders would give me a nice threesome

 

[NorCal20]

granted, you got herpes from them.

i wish to be lazy now.

 

[imdeafsowhat]

Granted, you lost your legs due to laziness.

I wish I had 8 eyes.

 

[NorCal20]

granted, but theyre blinds.

i wish that 49ers is in Super Bowl.

 

[typeingtornado19]

granted, but theyre blinds.

i wish that 49ers is in Super Bowl.

Granted, but they loose,

I wish i was at home.

 

[shari_jill]

Your wish is granted, but then god sends down a flood to destroy you and your home.

I wish George W. Bush was never president!

 

[Bottesini]

Your wish is granted, but then god sends down a flood to destroy you and your home.

I wish George W. Bush was never president!

Granted, but we did worse under president Madoff.

I wish all of life was positive.

 

[kazumi]

Granted, but we did worse under president Madoff.

I wish all of life was positive.

granted but wud end up being bored easy since no drama lol

i wish no snow forever!

 

[typeingtornado19]

granted but wud end up being bored easy since no drama lol

i wish no snow forever!

Granted, now you have scorching heat.

I wish school was back in.

 

[kazumi]

granted but u will end up having too much homework to do

i wish to have someone by valentine day lol

 

[NorCal20]

granted, and left you after the valentine's day.

i wish handshake President-elect Barack Obama.

 

[typeingtornado19]

granted, and left you after the valentine's day.

i wish handshake President-elect Barack Obama.

Granted, but afterward they have to imprison you because his handshake is classified.

I wish they had had the rest of my school books in today.

 

[imdeafsowhat]

Granted, but you found out that they're missing few pages. Damn used books.

I wish I was a budtender.

 

[typeingtornado19]

Granted, but you found out that they're missing few pages. Damn used books.

I wish I was a budtender.

granted, but as i dont know what a budtender is... I cant corrupt it..

I wish it was next tuesday, and warm

 

[imdeafsowhat]

granted, but as i dont know what a budtender is... I cant corrupt it..

I wish it was next tuesday, and warm

Not granted. Because you can't corrupt. Owned.


I wish I could do that to everyone.

 

[typeingtornado19]

Not granted. Because you can't corrupt. Owned.


I wish I could do that to everyone.

Granted, but everyone will punch you

I wish hiccups did not exist.