I want to tell y'all what happened with one big fat ass cockroach while I and my family were in Florida.
We were at Disney World - Magic Kingdom and we were waiting in a very ridiculously longass line. We were bored. My youngest sister was leaning on the rail. All of a sudden this big fat ass cockroach crawled up the rail and into one sleeve (she was wearing t-shirt) and crawled all over my sister and then crawled out the other sleeve and crawled off and disappeared.
I and my other sisters were screaming bloody murder the whole time.
My youngest sister had absolutely no idea what had just happened - she didn't even feel a damn thing. She was completely oblivious to what happened. She just stared at us. (She was about 5 or 6 at the time). She was like "WTF are you doing screaming like that?"
OMG I still haven't forgetten about it to this day...