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A young woman in New York was so depressed that
she decided to end her life by throwing herself
into the ocean. She went down to the docks and
was about to leap into the frigid water when
a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge
of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and
said,"Look, you have so much to live for.
I'm off to Europe in the morning, and
if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.
I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder
and added, "I'll keep you happy, and
you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes.
After all, what did she have to lose?
Perhaps a fresh start !
in Europe would give her life new meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her
aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
From then on, every night he brought her three
sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and
they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection,
she was discovered by the captain.
"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with
one of the sailors," she explained.
"I get food and a trip to Europe, and
he's screwing me." "He certainly is," the captain said.
"This is the Staten Island Ferry."
she decided to end her life by throwing herself
into the ocean. She went down to the docks and
was about to leap into the frigid water when
a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge
of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and
said,"Look, you have so much to live for.
I'm off to Europe in the morning, and
if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.
I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder
and added, "I'll keep you happy, and
you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes.
After all, what did she have to lose?
Perhaps a fresh start !
in Europe would give her life new meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her
aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
From then on, every night he brought her three
sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and
they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection,
she was discovered by the captain.
"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with
one of the sailors," she explained.
"I get food and a trip to Europe, and
he's screwing me." "He certainly is," the captain said.
"This is the Staten Island Ferry."
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That's a good one!
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I bet that man got fired (if he's working for the ferry).