Be Careful what you kick.

[Buckdodgers]

Tommy woke up came to the kitchen asked his mom ,,Wheres My Breakfast? His mom replyed and said You get No breakfast until you do your chores.So tommy walked up to the cow milked the Cow then he kicked the cow.Then he feed the Pigs and kicked the pig.Then he collected the eggs and kicked the chickens.Then he came back and saw a piece of toast and glass of water.He said Mom wheres my breakfast? Thats your breakfast tommy.Why just a piece of toast and glass of water? She said Well you get No milk cause i saw you kick the cow.You get no hot sausages cause i saw you kick the pig.And you get no scrambled eggs cause i saw you kick the chickens.So be careful what you kick.

 

[Awauphi]

lol i have seen this before.. haha .. good one, tho.. lmao.. duh at the boy.. hehe..

 

[darkangel8603]

oh haha. good one..

 

[pek1]

Cute!

 

[VamPyroX]

Heh! I think an ending was also included... "He saw dad come home and kick the cat. He then said to daddy, 'dad, you aren't gonna be getting anything since you kicked the cat!"

 

[GalaxyAngel]

Ha!

 

[farewell65]

Haha, thats good one!

 

[Levonian]

Heh! I think an ending was also included... "He saw dad come home and kick the cat. He then said to daddy, 'dad, you aren't gonna be getting anything since you kicked the cat!"

Uh…I think you both missed the boat on the punch line. I assume the joke ends with the kid saying “you’re not getting anything because you kicked the pussy”.