According to your list, I'm not a hipster either. Whew! That's a relief.![]()


Then I'm not a hipster at all!A hipster usually has the following:
- A fixed bike
- Wears thick-framed glasses
- Listens to bands who most people haven't heard of that they think are amazing
- Drink only PBR beer
Me too.So to be a hipster it seems you have to own some of the following:
- apple iDevice
- Carry or have a scooter, rollerblade shoes, Segway
- Main car is a Zipcar or smartcar
- Use Instagr.am
- American Eagle, Urban outfitter clothing
I can write a 0 in all of the above.![]()

I can't find any relevant information on this fixie bike. Even Wiki does not have an entry for it.
I'm assuming they're my age (so he's 20 in 2000) and I can't imagine spending a decade being so... so... words fail me.