The*Empress
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1. Which of the following best describes a popular horoscope:
a. A fun way to spend a few minutes.
b. A serious look into what my future holds.
c. Limited perspective that may/may not have some value.
d. Hogwash!
2. In astrology, the Sun represents:
a. the center of your Self.
b. vital energy.
c. the reason for sunscreen.
d. the center of the Solar System.
3. When the Moon is in the 7th house...
a. you're more likely to get married.
b. the s)!% really hits the fan!
c. you're more sensitive and caring towards others.
d. Isn't that a song?
4. Mars is:
a. a pretty good candy bar.
b. the glyph that looks like a phallus.
c. the sign of masculine aggression.
d. the Roman God of War.
5. The planet that is Most Way Cool is:
a. whatever is your Guiding Planet.
b. Jupiter (oh yeah...)
c. I don't believe in this.
d. um, the Sun?
6. Synchronicity is:
a. Sink a what??
b. when two things happen at exactly the same time.
c. idea recognizes our unconscious minds effect world.
d. Utter Nonsense.
7. Astrology was invented
a. by Theodore T. Astro.
b. by monks, probably.
c. thousands of years ago.
d. Invented? Who knows?
8. Your Rising Sign
a. shows how you present yourself to the World.
b. is like a second sun sign.
c. how good you're about getting up in the morning.
d. has something to do with the horizon...
9. Gemini is ruled by
a. the Twins.
b. the Third House.
c. Mercury.
d. the King of Gemini, of course!
10. The Twelfth House is the House of
a. psychic ability.
b. secrets and the subconscious.
c. communication.
d. Uh, yeah! Get over yourself.
11. Which house has more to do with Sex?
a. the 7th house.
b. the 8th house.
c. the 12th house.
d. not MY house!!
12. Popular horoscopes are based on
a. some weirdo's imagination.
b. the Epicurean Principle.
c. the rotating solar system.
d. transits and your Sun Sign.
13. Which better describes the Moon's character?
a. Ready to party on
b. Feminine, emotional, and moody.
c. Loony!
d. Moon doesn't have any character - it's a celestial body!
14. The planet Venus represents:
a. Roman goddess that everyone was hot for
b. the male genitals (rhymes with penus)
c. Love and relationships
d. hospitality and friendship
15. How many houses are there in a natal chart?
a. 4
b. 12
c. 10
d. I have no idea
16. Can astrology predict future events?
a. Bwah ha ha ha ha!
b. Astrology can predict general moods and trends
c. It's like weather report - tells how things look, but can't know exactly what will happen
d. Astrology knows *everything* before it actually happens
17. What are the elements in the western zodiac?
a. earth, wind, and fire
b. earth, fire, air, and water
c. wood, metal, fire, air, and water
d. peace, love, prosperity, and happiness
18. Which of the following natal positions indicates a native who is most likely to come into money from other people (i.e. through inheritance):
a. Sagittarius Rising
b. Sagittarius Sun in the 8th house
c. Jupiter in the 8th house
d. Jupiter in the 2nd house
19. Which position most indicates a steamy, sexy person:
a. Mars in Libra
b. Mars in Scorpio in 7th house
c. Scorpio Sun in the 8th house
d. Rising Gemini
20. Which of the following combinations would definitely make a person a Double Libra?
a. Venus in Libra, Mars in Libra, Jupiter in Libra
b. Sun in Libra, Venus in Libra, Moon in Cancer
c. Sun in Capricorn, Moon in Libra, Rising Libra
d. Sun in Libra, Moon in Libra, Rising Libra
You can use the Google search engine or just guess the answer...
I'll give out answer later.
a. A fun way to spend a few minutes.
b. A serious look into what my future holds.
c. Limited perspective that may/may not have some value.
d. Hogwash!
2. In astrology, the Sun represents:
a. the center of your Self.
b. vital energy.
c. the reason for sunscreen.
d. the center of the Solar System.
3. When the Moon is in the 7th house...
a. you're more likely to get married.
b. the s)!% really hits the fan!
c. you're more sensitive and caring towards others.
d. Isn't that a song?
4. Mars is:
a. a pretty good candy bar.
b. the glyph that looks like a phallus.
c. the sign of masculine aggression.
d. the Roman God of War.
5. The planet that is Most Way Cool is:
a. whatever is your Guiding Planet.
b. Jupiter (oh yeah...)
c. I don't believe in this.
d. um, the Sun?
6. Synchronicity is:
a. Sink a what??
b. when two things happen at exactly the same time.
c. idea recognizes our unconscious minds effect world.
d. Utter Nonsense.
7. Astrology was invented
a. by Theodore T. Astro.
b. by monks, probably.
c. thousands of years ago.
d. Invented? Who knows?
8. Your Rising Sign
a. shows how you present yourself to the World.
b. is like a second sun sign.
c. how good you're about getting up in the morning.
d. has something to do with the horizon...
9. Gemini is ruled by
a. the Twins.
b. the Third House.
c. Mercury.
d. the King of Gemini, of course!
10. The Twelfth House is the House of
a. psychic ability.
b. secrets and the subconscious.
c. communication.
d. Uh, yeah! Get over yourself.
11. Which house has more to do with Sex?
a. the 7th house.
b. the 8th house.
c. the 12th house.
d. not MY house!!
12. Popular horoscopes are based on
a. some weirdo's imagination.
b. the Epicurean Principle.
c. the rotating solar system.
d. transits and your Sun Sign.
13. Which better describes the Moon's character?
a. Ready to party on
b. Feminine, emotional, and moody.
c. Loony!
d. Moon doesn't have any character - it's a celestial body!
14. The planet Venus represents:
a. Roman goddess that everyone was hot for
b. the male genitals (rhymes with penus)
c. Love and relationships
d. hospitality and friendship
15. How many houses are there in a natal chart?
a. 4
b. 12
c. 10
d. I have no idea
16. Can astrology predict future events?
a. Bwah ha ha ha ha!
b. Astrology can predict general moods and trends
c. It's like weather report - tells how things look, but can't know exactly what will happen
d. Astrology knows *everything* before it actually happens
17. What are the elements in the western zodiac?
a. earth, wind, and fire
b. earth, fire, air, and water
c. wood, metal, fire, air, and water
d. peace, love, prosperity, and happiness
18. Which of the following natal positions indicates a native who is most likely to come into money from other people (i.e. through inheritance):
a. Sagittarius Rising
b. Sagittarius Sun in the 8th house
c. Jupiter in the 8th house
d. Jupiter in the 2nd house
19. Which position most indicates a steamy, sexy person:
a. Mars in Libra
b. Mars in Scorpio in 7th house
c. Scorpio Sun in the 8th house
d. Rising Gemini
20. Which of the following combinations would definitely make a person a Double Libra?
a. Venus in Libra, Mars in Libra, Jupiter in Libra
b. Sun in Libra, Venus in Libra, Moon in Cancer
c. Sun in Capricorn, Moon in Libra, Rising Libra
d. Sun in Libra, Moon in Libra, Rising Libra
You can use the Google search engine or just guess the answer...
I'll give out answer later.
I believe the answer is "d". It's hogwash!