50 Reason Why Girls RULE

[Angel]

1. We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.

2. Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm.

3. Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.

4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.

5. We get the bigger apartment on Friends.

6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.

7. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.

8. Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. ( how do guys live without that stuff?)

9. We dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt)

10. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.

11. Matt, Marc, Jordan, Ryan, Dean, Dan, Nick and Chris!! Do I need to explain!?

12. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!!

13. We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough...lol

14. That whole circumcision thing!

15. When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.

16. We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway?

17. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.

18. We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!)

19. Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it!

20. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.

21. We dont have to wear tuxedos to the prom.

22. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.

23. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun those are.

24. We dont have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.

25. That special bond we have with our moms-some day.

26. We dont feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.

27. Nobody makes fun of us for liking BSB or N'sync Well almost nobody.

28. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.

29. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.

30. We give really really good advice.

31. On t.v. shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.

32. Dollhouse, Delia's, XOXO, Wet Seal,Deb,Rave,Charlotte Russe

33. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.

34. Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls.

35. Bevis and Butt-Head arent funny.

36. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been writen about you.

37. We dont have to sit on our wallets.

38. And our wallets have a place for change.

39. Its entirely possible that we will marry 1 of the guys from *NSYNC some day.

40. Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center.

41. We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.

42. Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young.

43. We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.

44. Britney, Eve, Kathrine, Buffy, Josie and the Pussy cats, Gwen.

45. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well its true.

46. Our magazines have Horoscopes.

47. We dont have to stuff boxers in our jeans.(How can that be comfortable?)

48. Female pro athletes arent overpaid egomaniacs.(yet)

49. Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sounds cool but guys named Erica arent much of a turn on

50. We look great in tank tops. ( Hint Hint to any guy reading this )


...haha

 

[sequoias]

yey! gurls rulez

 

[TweetyBird]

yayaya GIRL RULEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! :P

 

[Volleyball23]

Yeah!!!!!!!!! I agreed with you 100%, Angel.

 

[Serendipity]

Thank godness for the X chromose

 

[deafdyke]

1. We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.

True

20. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.

Yeah...most of my college friends still sleep with their stuffed animals

21. We dont have to wear tuxedos to the prom.

I hate dresses and would rather wear a tux!

24. We dont have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.

Yeah, but we have to wear bras!

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e can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.

Again....why is this an advantage? I hate dresses!

 

[Cheri]

2. Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm.

I objected, some of my friends punch me to get my attention, I kept telling them don't punch me just tag me lightly good grief.

We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.

so true baby!

Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.

And a good excuse to be 100 percent a bitch.

If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.

Yep so true, we will be out in 2 seconds.

We get the bigger apartment on Friends.

Yes, so we can have a pj party every weekend.

We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.

Yep we have all the privacy in the world while we are in the bathroom.

Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. ( how do guys live without that stuff?)

hahahaha!! so true, guys can't cover themselves up, people would point and say what is that? How are guys gotta explain that?

We dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt)

Yep, we dont' have to worry about waking up in the morning and shave when guys have to do that in order to look good.

We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.

LOL, Some guys cannot because some of them use hair spray or gel for their hair it is gotta be more messy for them when they jump around alot shaking their booty.

We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!!

blah on chocolate, and yes on flowers! alot of flowers and diamonds.

Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it!

Yep so true, that is why they invented powder for our faces.

SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun those are.

Yes! we don't need to be drunk to order to have a slumber parties.

We dont feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.

I remember our coach did that, even through he is a guy! :-o

Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.

That is so true, we have a way of words to say because we know how to express our feelings without practicing how to express our feelings, like most guys do.

We give really really good advice.

So true, guys give out bad advice, very bad and a shut off.

Bevis and Butt-Head arent funny.

So true, Bevis and butthead are the stupidest show I've ever seen in my whole life. :-o

We dont have to sit on our wallets.

who would want to sit on their wallets? after all they look more fatter with a wallet on their back pocket half ass is bigger than the other half of the ass.


Us girls chickies rules!

 

[Tousi]

From Cheri:

Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. ( how do guys live without that stuff?)

Hehe, reminds me of something I did when I was younger. Some girls thought I was hiding a hickey cuz I had this huge Band-Aid on my neck. (I planned this beforehand). So I said to some of them, "Come here and I will show you." You know those small envelopes of mayo? Well I had poked the envelope several times with a safety pin and when these girls drew closer, I squeezed this envelope under the Band-Aid and jizzed them with this mayo and they were so grossed out, thinking I had an infection! I could not stop laffing!!!!!

 

[kuifje75]

Did you know that in the ancient times, men also wore make up and walked around in skirts, and that it was normal at that time? Try the ancient Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, French royal family, etc... It wasn't until probably like 1800s when that all changed. Not that I want to wear make up myself, but I don't understand why it all stopped.

 

[CoolieFroggie]

and don't forget that we can PLAY football to beat boys!

Some girl are tough so don't fuck around with toughies!

 

[Nusentinsaino]

1 reason why guys rule: We dont have periods and we dont have babies.

 

[Cheri]

1 reason why guys rule: We dont have periods and we dont have babies.

Rub it in Nusentinsanio.

 

[deafdyke]

LOL....one of my friends was like "You think it's easy being a woman? YOU try to deal with bleeding from the croutch every month and then report back to me!!!!!

 

[Fly Free]

LOL....one of my friends was like "You think it's easy being a woman? YOU try to deal with bleeding from the croutch every month and then report back to me!!!!!

hahahahah deafdyke hahahah

 

[Nusentinsaino]

But seriously gals, I think that females are obvisously stronger than men because they have to bear a weekly bleeding routine and have to carry a baby in the womb for 9 months. No wonder why guys love guns and big trucks. :roll:

 

[Angel]

But seriously gals, I think that females are obvisously stronger than men because they have to bear a weekly bleeding routine and have to carry a baby in the womb for 9 months.

You got that right dude! ...

 

[Roadrunner]

1. We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.

...err, that would be true, but then again, guys don't need bras, thongs, skirts, etc.,....

2. Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm.

...hey, who's punching?! I don't...if they did, they might hear from my lawyer--

3. Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.

...then it means no sex for a week, then we'd just might as well join in the chow-down on chocolates too--

4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.

...of course, ladies get on the lifeboats first...and there's no more room for us guys, then I'll just sink right along with the ship's captain counting all my blessings and sacrificing my life so the love of my life can live on....

5. We get the bigger apartment on Friends.

...perhaps, but then us guys wouldn't have to worry about cleaning up a bigger area--heh heh

6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.

...yeah, when yabberin' 100 miles per minute, there's NO time to explain!

7. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.

...hey now! Who says us guys are 'staring'...I think the writings on the wall stand a much better chance of being stared at!!

8. Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. ( how do guys live without that stuff?)

...hickey, ahh...*pulls up the collar*...**lookin' kewl now**, dark cirlces, hmm...dang, the long sexual adventures at night...must I say more?

9. We dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt)

...That's because we don't have to shave our legs--heh heh (just HOW do girls manage to shave 'behind' or the 'backside' of their legs without actually seeing...now that gotta hurt--

10. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.

...we can jump around a lot and bang into one another and still be standing-- (i.e., like basketball/football players do--)

11. Matt, Marc, Jordan, Ryan, Dean, Dan, Nick and Chris!! Do I need to explain!?

...no need to, we're stubborn TOO!

12. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!!

...and we get praises and oo-ahhs from gals--

13. We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough...lol

...we don't have to dip a pad in a make-up kit to look pretty....

14. That whole circumcision thing!

...That whole breast implantation thing! (no pun intended )

15. When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.

...For a few measely bucks, we can do the same down at the courthouse--

16. We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway?

...Like for myself, *takes a razor and shaves it*, for others, well, ask 'em!

17. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.

...At least one guy is the hero who helps the girl survive--

18. We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!)

...We never have to wear tighty-whities (or bra straps!)

19. Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it!

...Either we can smear oil/grease from working on the car over it or live peacefully alone out yonder--

20. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.

...We can take our dignity and pride to bed no matter how old we are--

21. We dont have to wear tuxedos to the prom.

...We don't have to wear long tight evening gowns (hard to walk in--huh?)

22. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.

...not a problem for us either until someone complains about it--

23. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun those are.

...Gals just don't know how much fun it is to watch 'football' games, etc.

24. We dont have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.

...We don't have to worry about getting hurt, um, up there--

25. That special bond we have with our moms-some day.

...That special bond we have with our dads-some day.

26. We dont feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.

...At least we don't have to worry about breaking a fingernail--

27. Nobody makes fun of us for liking BSB or N'sync Well almost nobody.

...yeah...that's partly true...sooo, on to the next one--

28. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.

...Pick up lines, don't need 'em or use 'em!

29. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.

...We can get away with wearing holey socks without looking goofy.

30. We give really really good advice.

...We give really really good logical explanations--

31. On t.v. shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.

...Our football, baseball, basketball players, car racers, etc., don't need to have any cool supernatural powers--

33. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.

...We can put grease/oil on our hands, arms and face and not feel the least bit silly--

34. Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls.

...Isn't that obvious?

35. Bevis and Butt-Head arent funny.

...I agree--

36. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been writen about you.

...Yes, by US!

37. We dont have to sit on our wallets.

...We don't have to carry purses everywhere--

38. And our wallets have a place for change.

...And our handy dandy pockets can be filled with loose change--

39. Its entirely possible that we will marry 1 of the guys from *NSYNC some day.

...That is if a guy is 'gay' or 'bi' (no pun intended)...yeah...otherwise, no-no!

40. Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center.

...Our lives do not revolve around the "Days of our Lives" or "As the World Turns"--

41. We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.

...We can wear long hair without getting really weird looks from people--

42. Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young.

...Never was it a requirement, when you gotta do it, just do it-- (preferably not in the presence of ladies)

43. We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.

...Now we're called gentlemen and they're called ladies...most of the time, right?

44. Britney, Eve, Kathrine, Buffy, Josie and the Pussy cats, Gwen.

...To each man, their own personal musical idols--we rock!!

45. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well its true.

...Not necessarily true, my own handwriting has brought about raves and attention that it's nicer than gals--guys that have a flair for art tends to have nice handwriting--

46. Our magazines have Horoscopes.

...Our magazines have car deals, etc., sports tidbits and for some...pictorials that exposes more than your average photo normally can be viewed as--

47. We dont have to stuff boxers in our jeans.(How can that be comfortable?)

...Who says all guys wear boxers--heck with 'em! Why 'ANY' at all?...Ya know, just pull on the jeans and that's it...much easier! heh heh--

48. Female pro athletes arent overpaid egomaniacs.(yet)

...Male pro athletes aren't underpaid zealots. (yet)

49. Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sounds cool but guys named Erica arent much of a turn on

...Names don't need to 'turn on' anyone, there are many other various ways to be cool--

50. We look great in tank tops. ( Hint Hint to any guy reading this )

...We look great without tank tops.

 

[Angel]

@ Roadrunner, hey hey hon, girls still rule! ....