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I did a project on teenage pregnancy and I noticed that most knocked up teenagers are from a poor or abusive background.. Wonder if it's a fact or a opinion? Beside, have you ever experienced teenage pregnancy or a friend of yours went through it? I was pregnanted at around 16 at my...

okey dokey... LUNZ-- I didn't judge you yet. So, don't jump to conclusions or assume. Remember Assuming makes an ASS out of U and ME.. :) ChelEler, if you're infertile or can't get pregnant, what would you do and why? Remember this: Cloning doesn't clone actual babies, they just take a...

One day there was a hippie who got on a bus. The bus was very crowded and the man took a seat next to a young nun. He was very attracted to the nun, because she was surprisingly beautiful. After getting his courage up, he finally said to the nun "Will you have sex with me?" The nun, disgusted...

There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store...

Computer Dx One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer...

oh.. is it a sequel to the independence day with will smith?

Bottom Bumper Stickers 1. I Tina Yothers 2. D.A.R.E. To Keep Cops Off Payola 3. Marines - Kill All That You Can Kill 4. Visualize World Suicide 5. Don't Like My Driving? Dial 1-800-POUR-ME-A-BIG-FROTHY-MUG-OF-FECES. 6. Klingons Make Me Violently Horny. 7. My Other Car is a...

Lol, which one is best?? I like my creations but I prefer the Sex Education :)

Sex Education Johnny was 8 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of...

25 AUSTIN POWERS CHAT UP LINES 1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. 2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes. 3) Nice legs... What time do they open? 4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking...

A Mean Drunk Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building, when the first man turns to the other and says "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, the winds around the building are so intense that by the time you...

Asian Language Jokes Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk...

Man Falls Asleep At Church One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take...

How to say "I Love You" in 17 languages English ------------------------------------I Love You Spanish ------------------------------Te Amo French --------------------------------Je T'aime German ------------------------------lch Liebe Dich Japanese...

19 Fun Things to Do In The Public Bathroom Mark as unread 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with...

GoldenLeaf-- if its so old for u--why don't you find a new one, yes?

insane... ..!..

bad boys 2 should be funny cuz they have will smith and martin lawrence. :p Tomb Raider, i agree with you. The fast and the furious 2 is a perfect movie for Auto Body freaks. :) Terminator 3 would suck cuz there's no Arnold! :( "I shall be back" lol :D Gosh I can't wait for Harry...

independence day you mean... beside i didn't hear any ID2 or 3... how can there be 4?