Instead of 'Dear Abby'...

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Instead of doing the 'Dear Abby' let's make it...

Dear Alex...

(just to make this something funny, you can either wait for Alex to answer your questions or feel free to answer the previous post then on to the next...) I'll start!

Dear Alex, why won't you reveal your real address to me?

Concerned Coloradian
 
Dear Alex, Why do you leave a box of condoms in your back pocket of your pants?



Curiosity Ohioan :mrgreen:
 
Dear Alex,

Is there such a thing as a penis fart? Some dude here is asking us about it.

From,

Concerned About Penises
 
Cheri said:
Dear Alex, Why do you leave a box of condoms in your back pocket of your pants?



Curiosity Ohioan :mrgreen:
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(Feel free to answer anyone's questions on the posting and/or make new new questions)

Dear Curiosity Ohioan,

the reason for this so I dont have to wash my bed sheet often, hopefully this will help answer your question...
 
shel90 said:
Dear Alex,

Is there such a thing as a penis fart? Some dude here is asking us about it.

From,

Concerned About Penises
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Dear Concerned About Penises,

There's no such thing as penis fart unless if you let someone blow and hold your penis then let it go. If it works, then you might strike it rich by making a public videos.
 
Dear Alex,

When are you going to make me a mod?


Sincerely,
Forever waiting since 2002
 
Dear Alex

Who were created AD.com before u become admin?

Just wondering
 
nozobo said:
Dear Alex, why won't you reveal your real address to me?

Concerned Coloradian
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dear concerned coloradian

the reason is so i can avoid stalkers like you! hope that answers your questions :-D
 
WildHunt said:
Dear Alex,

When are you going to make me a mod?


Sincerely,
Forever waiting since 2002
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Dear Forever,

:eek3: That would have to be discussed with our mods about your performance lately but as for now we got enough staffs for now. Be patience.
 
Dear Alex,

My job is starting to grow on me, should I find a better job?

Desperate Moolah
 
nozobo said:
Dear Alex,

My job is starting to grow on me, should I find a better job?

Desperate Moolah
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Dear Desperate,

Maybe it's time to start using weedkiller - if it's starting to grow on you, it may eventually overgrow your cucible and kill its host (you, of course).

Alex
 
Dear Alex,

Can you build RoadRunner a new closet? He will need more room for himself and his bride very soon...

A Bridesmaid
 
nozobo said:
Dear Alex,

Can you define AllDeaf.com?

Dummy hearing
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Dear Dummy,

AllDeaf is for the culturally deaf, not deaf enough, deaf wanna-bes, hearies, terps, and relay operators...in fact, even you, Dummy, can join.

Alex
 
DreamDeaf said:
Dear Alex,

Can you build RoadRunner a new closet? He will need more room for himself and his bride very soon...

A Bridesmaid
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Dear Bridesmaid,

First of all, do I look like a friggin' carpenter?? Secondly, it's with my understanding that he has long moved out of the closet during a day you let him out, taking advantage of that, he has since locked all closets and feels very cozy enough in one room he surely can fluff a few angelic feathers.


-Alex
 
Roadrunner said:
Dear Bridesmaid,

First of all, do I look like a friggin' carpenter??

-Alex
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Dear Alex,

True... your hands are too soft and smooth to be a carpenter - at least, the last time I saw your hands. I thought you surely could have hired a general contractor to do the job for you.

Bridesmaid
 
Dear Alex;

Could you make Vamproxy a mortal again? He keeps slipping into 8-hour comas.

~Not a Night Owl
 
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