Australian Joke: 4 Men (VID)

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There were four men, one from China, Greenland, America and one
from Australia.

One night they were bragging on how good their country are. The
Chinese said, "my country is the best cause we have the great
wall."

The Greenlander said, "no, mine is the best as we have the
greenest greenest grass."

The American said, "no, mine is the best as we have our flag 50
stars and 50 stripes."

The Australian said, "no, mine is the greatest country as we
have the kangaroo which will jump over the great wall, shit on
the greenest greenest grass and wipe its ass on the American
flag."
 
:laugh2: new joke!!

:mad: Kangaroo wipes its ass on the American
flag."
 
Chevy57 said:
:laugh2: new joke!!

:mad: Kangaroo wipes its ass on the American
flag."
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Hey... don't be offended.

He's talking about a different "America".

After all, our American flag does not have 50 stripes. ;)
 
Uh, you mean 50 stars and 13 strips...

Greenland is actually covered by ice. Vikings lied about Greenland and Iceland so they could have Iceland to themself and let other suckers go to Greenland. That is my understanding. I always thought Scotland/Ireland have really green grass.

By the way, good joke!
 
:lol: I see a lot of patriotic American protests coming your way!
 
Buffalo said:
Uh, you mean 50 stars and 13 strips...

Greenland is actually covered by ice. Vikings lied about Greenland and Iceland so they could have Iceland to themself and let other suckers go to Greenland. That is my understanding. I always thought Scotland/Ireland have really green grass.

By the way, good joke!
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:hmm::hmm: That was what I was always taught... maybe worth a trip to find out LOL

That was cute
 
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