Dear BBNT
Eons has passed since I really posted in alldeaf, and I m curious- ever since you opened this thread, I think it should be made a historical landmark- YOU, of all people, are dispensing advice! so I m not going to sit back and watch everyone else get a little nugget of valuable advice plucked off your ass hairs.
When the plane flying at about 432 m.p.h. from Los Angeles to Portland, Maine suddenly dropped out of the blue sky and crashed right smack dab on the border in the middle of nowhere (translation: Arizona-- you know it by heart, dontcha do?) and New Mexico. Since it s all splattered and bloody, the federal authories (Arizona Authories doesnt care about airplanes, theyre busying kissing up McCain) decided to bury all survivors right there on the border-- but one problem arose-- the border itself is only like, what, 1 inches wide? (No one has figured how wide a border is, so please solve that too) so they couldnt figure where to bury all of them. BBNT, my friend, tell me where?
And explain to me why the plane only had like 30 people and they found 400 dead bodies on the ground?
Yours truly,
Running Naked in the Snow (occupation held over until winter)