Bottesini's Korean Thread (ask Jiro all)

Byrdie714 said:
Oh Puhleez that ain't nothing.

How would you like it if I got an electrical rod and put it up your uretha?

:laugh2: :laugh2: Been there-done that-FELT GREAT! :laugh2: :laugh2:
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I............. am in a very awkward position. :iough:
 
ha ha, this thread is no longer about jiro's, now it involves with others about how important people are. :lol:
 
Me too. It seems to have taken on a life of it's own.

Luckily the free elections are coming up today.

I believe Byrdie is in charge of those. :hmm:
 
The nomination process is open for Elections today.

Who do you think would make a great leader? Please submit your ideas and the top 3 will be announced at Noon--Pacific Standard Time.

The Elections will proceed from there......
 
Byrdie714 said:
The nomination process is open for Elections today.

Who do you think would make a great leader? Please submit your ideas and the top 3 will be announced at Noon--Pacific Standard Time.

The Elections will proceed from there......
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I nominate Bottesini for Minister of Language. Serving as Praetor is far too stressful.
 
Actually its for the Presidency.....

So--I nominate Botti since she is the OP of this thread.
 
Bottesini said:
I nominate Bottesini for Minister of Language. Serving as Praetor is far too stressful.
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You can wish to relinquish your Praetor seat and by doing so, it's an automatic reinstatement of Jiro to throne. I am very grateful of your patriotic duty as Praetor in maintaining peace and control in the time of calamity of coup d'etat by treasonous Chief of Staff Byrdie.

I am awarding you Distinguished Service Order for your military role as Praetor and Imperial Service Order for your administrative role as Praetor.
 
Jiro said:
You can wish to relinquish your Praetor seat and by doing so, it's an automatic reinstatement of Jiro to throne. I am very grateful of your patriotic duty as Praetor in maintaining peace and control in the time of calamity of coup d'etat by treasonous Chief of Staff Byrdie.

I am awarding you Distinguished Service Order for your military role as Praetor and Imperial Service Order for your administrative role as Praetor.
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Thank you. I will display them with pride.
 
Jiro said:
You can wish to relinquish your Praetor seat and by doing so, it's an automatic reinstatement of Jiro to throne. I am very grateful of your patriotic duty as Praetor in maintaining peace and control in the time of calamity of coup d'etat by treasonous Chief of Staff Byrdie.

I am awarding you Distinguished Service Order for your military role as Praetor and Imperial Service Order for your administrative role as Praetor.
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Oh puh-leez--don't make us :barf:
 
Jiro said:
who is "us"? cuz i'm seeing only you and nobody else backing you.
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They're afraid to speak out against you as you are a barbaric, ruthless leader, who would execute them at a moment's notice.

The women are afraid of you as well because of your womanizing as you may transmit something that they don't want.
 
Byrdie714 said:
They're afraid to speak out against you as you are a barbaric, ruthless leader, who would execute them at a moment's notice.

The women are afraid of you as well because of your womanizing as you may transmit something that they don't want.
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nonsense! :mad2:
 
Byrdie714 said:
They're afraid to speak out against you as you are a barbaric, ruthless leader, who would execute them at a moment's notice.

The women are afraid of you as well because of your womanizing as you may transmit something that they don't want.
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Is this treason?:hmm:

I fear heads may roll!!
 
Bottesini said:
Is this treason?:hmm:

I fear heads may roll!!
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fortunately.... this is a benevolent dictatorship. Under my law - what classify a treason is:

1. "When a man doth compass or imagine the death of our Emperor, of our First Lady, or of their heir, or of their Ministries".
2. "If a man do levy war against our Emperor in his realm"
3. "If a man be adherent to the Emperor's enemies in his realm, giving to them aid and comfort in the realm, or elsewhere".

I do preserve some aspects of American democracy and I do tolerate Freedom of Speech.
 
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