As alldeaf turns. {a play}

BBNT, :rofl: you bad... it sound like you aktually saw them! :laugh2:
 
OH MY GOD A DEAD SEX LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

WELL shows us one thing Some poeple cant take too much sex LMAO seems BBNT like PDP said SEES IT ALL or KNOWS IT ALL LMAO!
 
Hopefully if DOM and Eternity post something in here... then I'll thank god that they are still alive! LOL
 
:rofl: :laugh2: :rofl: :laugh2: Damn! That's so hilarious but hope they both aren't dead. POST SOMETHING, DAMNIT! :rofl:
 
:twisted: a sex position for me to try out!! :twisted:

Sheeiittt, you crack me out bbnt!!! OFMG! Keep it up!! Fawk, it's official.. I am hooked on bbnt's story! :ily:
 
Scene 35

In today's episode....................


Heather's mom came an hour ago to take the baby home and now Heather is leaving the hospital. As she walks to where the cab is waiting.........................

Heather "Ow" What the hell was that Ow! Ow! What the hell's going on!!!"

As Heather turns here head around she sees in the distance MsGiglz with a high powered paint ball gun {scope included}.

MsGiglz: "Payback time bitch!!!"

The cab driver sees what going on and leaves immediately. Heather runs for her dear life crossing thru traffic as MsGiglz continues to fire at random.

Heather: "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh."


Meanwhile............................


Kevbo and Alex have gone to a monastery to collect belly button lint from a monk. As they approach the main gate a Monk motions them to stop.

Monk: "Good morning gentleman what is your business here today?"

Alex: "We have been doing some soul searching and have come to the conclusion that we want to join the order."

Kevbo: "What!"

Alex kicks kevbo.

Kevbo: "Ow!"

Alex: "Excuse my friend he often blurts out for no reason at all."

Monk: "I see, pull your car over there and I'll notify Brother Thomas your here."

Kevbo: "What the hell are you doing and why did you kick me."

Alex: "Well what was I supposed to tell him!!!! If I told him why we were really here he probably would have called the cops. From here on in just follow my lead and let me do the talking."


In another part of alldeaf...................


Oddball has just woke up from the anesthesia and looks down to see her penis still attached.

Oddball: "What the hell? Why isn't that damn thing off? and why does my chest hurt? Oh My God!!!!!! Where are my Boobs!!!!! Nurse!!!!!!!!!

ChelEler: "Oh my your awake!"

Oddball: "What the F_ _ _ happen to my Boobs!!!!"

ChelEler: "Doctor Banjo pulled an all-nighter before he did your surgery and he made a little mistake."

Oddball: "Little!!!!! I got no friggin Boobs!!!! That aint no little mistake!!!!

ChelEler: "No need to worry he will correct the problem as soon as he sleeps it off, I mean as soon as he gets a few winks."

Oddball: "Where are my boobs?!?!"

sablescort: "Hey!! What are these lumps on my chest??"



to be continued......................
 
:rofl: hahahahah bbnt!!!!!! this is SOOOO hilarious!!!!!!! :thumb:

Oddball gets a sex change after all! :shock: hahahaha
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats SOO FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ODDBALL GETTING HALF AND HALF LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!
 
Ouch!! Damn Banjo. STFU. Don't ever take off my precious boobs!! :mad2:

Anyway, whole scenes are hilarious!! :laugh2:
 
holy shit.. lol i for a second thought they became kevbo's new balls =X *snickers*
 
:shock: :rofl: I'm glad that I'm not involved like Oddball is. ;) :rofl: I'm just a nurse. :angel: :laugh2:

The whole story is still so HILARIOUS! Keep them coming, Beautiful-Buddy-N-Treat! ;)
 
hahaha lol :rofl: i am laughing my head off!!! it's soooooooo damnnnnnnnnn FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! keep it up bbnt!!!!! :thumb:
 
:rofl: :laugh2: :rofl: :laugh2: OMFG!!!!! That's great, bbnt!!! **Me looks around to see if ODM and Eternity has seen this...can't wait to see their reactions!!! hehehe!**

And for the sex change!!! :rofl:!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Out of this world! OMFG! Keep up the fabulous work, bbnt!
 
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LOL and sudden I got tits?! :laugh2:

Now that a good time to go buy some bras or steal 'em from the wife's drawers heh
 
Scene 36

As our story continues...............................


Fly free who is talking to Deaf258 notices Sydlie just started walking into the alley where she is trying to hide.

Fly free: "OMG you have to hide me quick"

Deaf258: "Here get into the trunk of this old car she'll never look in there."

Fly Free get's into the trunk just moments before Sydlie gets there.

Sydlie: "You seen a woman come thru here running for her life?"

Deaf258: "No, sure haven't. You chasing her on foot?"

Sydlie: "Yes and it sucks, I'm wore out."

Deaf258: "How bout I see you this old car for 20 bucks?"

Sydlie: "20 bucks? Is this your car?"

Deaf258: "Does it really matter?"

Sydlie: "I suppose not. Here's a 20."

Deaf258: "Keys are in the car but the trunk don't work cause the latch is broke."


Meanwhile..........................................


Stevey boy and HyperFlirter have gone over to see kuifje75. They've been looking forward to hearing his prison stories. kuifje75 notices them coming up the driveway and goes outside to meet them.

kuifje75: "What you guys doing here?"

HyperFlirter: "We heard you were out and wanted to hear all about it."

Stevey boy "Yeah we heard you were in a women's prison, that had to be way cool."

kuifje75: "First of all there's nothing cool about prison and this isn't a really good time to talk.

HyperFlirter: "But we came all the way over here to see you."

Stevey boy: "Yeah you were always the cool older guy in High school and we never believed those stories about you being gay."

kuifje75: "I am gay."

Stevey boy: "Hey who's the lady that just opened your front door?"

kuifje75: "Ahh shit."

HyperFlirter: "Ha! I knew you weren't gay!"

Smartiesgeek: "Hey kuifje75 why don't you invite your friends in?"

Stevey boy: "Damn dude is that your woman?"

kuifje75: "It's not what you guys think, she was just my cell mate."

HyperFlirter: "You lucky bastard you. How many guys go to prison and get to do their cell mate!!"

kuifje75: "It's NOT like that."

Stevey boy: "Sureee it ain't."

Smartiesgeek: "Come on in boys."

kuifje75: "No No No!"

Stevey boy and HyperFlirter ignore kuifje75's wishes and go inside.

HyperFlirter: "Damn, your place is pink!"

Stevey boy: "Everything is pink even your pitbull, I remember that pitbull he to a bite out of my ass one time."

HyperFlirter: "Your dog don't seem so scary now."

Smartiesgeek: "You boys like my decorating?"

Stevey boy: "You let her decorate?"

HyperFlirter: Damn kuifje75 you are whipped!"


In another part of alldeaf............................


SilenceGold has noticed that his wife has fallen asleep.

SilenceGold: "I got to do something or Emeraldie is going to screw me to death. I know my uncle left some of that {salt peter} stuff over here. I'll take some of that and I will be limp for a week."

SilenceGold Goes to the spare room where is uncle stayed last month grabs the bottle of pills and pops a handful of them then heads to the bathroom.

SilenceGold: "Damn headache where's the asprin? What's this? salt peter? If this is the salt peter what the hell did I just take???"

He runs back to the spare bedroom and reads the label on the bottle.

SilenceGold: "V.I.A.G.R.A., oh shit!!! What the hell have I done??!!"



to be continued............................
 
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