As alldeaf turns. {a play}

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! yes!! Payback time.. BITCH @ Heather.
hahaha..

woohoo.. SG <-- virgara.. his wife will be very happy..
 
hahahha vigara oy vey gonna break that house down LOLOLOLOLLOL


RUN FLY RUN FLY! * mimicking like forrest!
 
:shock: NOW im stuck in the damn TRUNK!!!!!!! :o

hahahah SG got viagra -- i agree MsGiglz -- his wife would be definately be happier!!!!!

:rofl: bbnt -- its so HILARIOUS damn -- *waits for next scene*
 
:rofl: Damn! bbnt, you're so hilarious and gotta meet you in person someday! :rofl: Love the stories! Keep them coming!! :thumb:
 
Scene 37

As our play continues...................


Katzie is frantically trying to call everyone on the tty she knows to find out who was at the local bar for free love night 8 months ago.

Freaky: "Hello this is Freaky"

Katzie: "Hey girl it's Katzie."

Freaky: "Good to hear form you, when's the baby due?"

Katzie: "4 weeks, but the reason I called was to ask you if you remember who went to free love night at the bar 8 months ago?"

Freaky: "Oh wow what a night that was, all I remember was waking up in the trash bin out back and all I was wearing was a pair of boxer shorts that said "Spank the monkey" on it. Sorry but that's all I remember."

Katzie: "Damn, ok, talk to you later."

Katzie makes another phone call.

Liza: "Hello, Madam Liza gypsy for hire."

Katzie: "Hey Liza."

Liza: "Hi Katzie, pick out any baby names yet?"

Katzie: "Hey I got something else I need to talk about. Do you remember who went to free love night at the bar 8 months ago?"

Liza: "hmmmm that was one hell of a night, I don't remember much."

Katzie: "Just tell me what you do remember!"

Liza: "I remember waking up next to some guy who had more hair on his back than all my cats put together. I remember you doing a seductive dance around the hockey team the bar sponsors while talking off some of your clothes and yelling "Come and get it". And I remember ummm aaaaa ummm well I guess that's all I remember."

Katzie: Oh geezzz, ok thanks for your time I've got to make some more phone calls."

Katzie makes her next call.........

PiercedPixie: "Hello?"

Katzie: Hey PiercedPixie got a quick question, were you working at that old bar 8 months ago when they had "Free love" night?"

PiercedPixie: "Oh yeah, that was the night I got fired!"

Katzie: "Fired?? I know your working at a new bar but I didn't know you got fired from the old one? What happen?"

PiercedPixie: "I was working on my new drink {The Colon Cleaner} trying to perfect it. Before I found the final ingredient {pigon droppings} I tried many different things. That night I tried magic mushrooms and everyone that drank it remembers nothing or next to nothing from that night including my boss who has no idea how he wound up taking a stripper home to meet his wife.



to be continued...............................
 
He is single..
(---put new fishing lines---)
(casting)
(reeling @ him)

*snickers*

Naww.. he dont want the old hag.. (me) :D
 
:laugh2: bbnt!! Pah!! Something with the Charlie's Chickies!! Mwahhies bbnt!!!! Hey GigglyGal .. your new avatar looks good girly! :ily:
 
*laughing* veddy funni BBNT! :asshole:


MzGiglz looks so saxxxy isn't she!
 
Hey girlies.. we should have our own story with just only bbnt as the victim.. you know Katzie.. bbnt does have that face you mentioned.. he's not sure whether he wants to be tortured or coddled. The Charlie's Chickies can take turns torturing him and coddling him.. torturing him with whips in his upper part of his body & using long feathers for his privates. Switching them around.. torture his upper parts with feathers and whip his privates with whips. Make bbnt succumb to us.. :bowdown: to Charlie's Chickies!! :rofl: Agreed, eh? :twisted:
 
:naughty: Fabulust idea Freakychickie! *starts thinking like the Charmed Ones.... Charlie's Chickies would gather together and throw some magical ingredients in a boiling pot and waitng for it to go kahboom! *evil kackling* BBNT :naughty: ooOOOoooh beware of the Charlie's Chickies! :twisted: Before we get started, we gotta give PeircedPixie a buzz coz I hear she makes excellent magic mushrooms!
 
Originally posted by Freaky
Hey girlies.. we should have our own story with just only bbnt as the victim.. you know Katzie.. bbnt does have that face you mentioned.. he's not sure whether he wants to be tortured or coddled. The Charlie's Chickies can take turns torturing him and coddling him.. torturing him with whips in his upper part of his body & using long feathers for his privates. Switching them around.. torture his upper parts with feathers and whip his privates with whips. Make bbnt succumb to us.. :bowdown: to Charlie's Chickies!! :rofl: Agreed, eh? :twisted:


It does give "Chickie-whipped" a new meaning! :laugh2:
 
Originally posted by sablescort
It does give "Chickie-whipped" a new meaning! :laugh2:

LMFAO sablescort!! Oh la la so fabulust! A new word for our Chickionary!! "Chickie-whipped"!! :twisted: *flicks tongue!*Chickies.. we're gonna hafta Chickie-whip bbnt until he submits to us!
 
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