AD Speed Dating

Hmmm

It was an extremely difficult decision But I have decided to cave in and compromise my perv values and settle for topless.. oh the pain...
 
Sounds like a plan... how much do you reckon we should charge? Don't want to sell ourselves short! Especially if we're getting the boys out :giggle:

More than what they stuff down the panties of a pole dancer! :rofl2: This is a rare AD naughty event, they'd be lucky if it didn't include a complimentary :nutkick: tip! :giggle:



So ladies....what is the going rate for a private topless lap dance? :naughty:

Jess, I welcome a complimentary nut kick only if you want a broken foot. :laugh2:
 
:nutkick: Omg, I have steel-toes in my shoes. I bought workboots for the durability to last for years. :laugh2:
 
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I am sure Jess has encountered balls of steel before and I am quite sure she can deal with them using her special "Balls of Steel toed boots"

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Which will allow her to deliver a highly effective nut kick.

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I knew this was coming but I came prepared.

Due to the fact that steel-toe boots being widely available. I had my balls custom made from the strongest metal known….Titanium. It is three times stronger than steel. Such kick from a steel-toe boot would only tickle my balls and make me scratch that itch away. The person with the steel-toe boots would be limping away.

Now, can we stop talking about my balls? I don't know you. It's embarrassing!

:rofl:
 
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I knew this was coming but I came prepared.

Due to the fact that steel-toe boots being widely available. I had my balls custom made from the strongest metal known….Tungsten. It is three times stronger than steel. Such kick from a steel-toe boot would only tickle my balls and make me scratch that itch away. The person with the steel-toe boots would be limping away.

Now, can we stop talking about my balls? I don't know you. It's embarrassing!

:rofl:

Carbides (such as Tungsten) chip upon impact very easily. I'd take steel over Tungsten.

This is from experience.
 
Ouch!!


Hahahha c'mon, Lianne, I can beat you, I played soccer on high school =P Bring it on! :giggle:
 
I am 23 , research on climate very nerdy, futurist and believe in spreading joy around..anyone?
 
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