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Most readers are familiar with the cochlear implant (CI), but how many have heard of a related device called the auditory brainstem implant (ABI)? The ABI, like the CI, replaces part of the hearing mechanism that is not working properly. Whereas the CI is implanted in the cochlea and replaces...

An elephant asked a camel, why are your breasts on your back?' 'Well,' said the camel, 'I think that's an inappropriate question from somebody whose dick is on his face.'

The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass...

A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection. The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'Did you call for me?' The...

Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished! It turns out that Charles had read an article that said...

Recently this past week, Nicole Dishuk (age 31...newly graduated student with a doctoral degree about to start her new career as a Doctor...) was flown into a nearby hospital, because she passed out. They found a blood clot in her neck, and immediately took her by helicopter to the ER to...

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im no ink addict , but i do have a thing for tattoos... i have 6 in total and probably be geting more in the futre. Henna tattoos are pretty nice too.

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:wave: I collect perfume miniatures and clothes tag.... strange i know - i had my built-in doors filled with clothes tag i stuck on (the mirror doors was boring). It took longer then i thought..... some of the tags ive had since years and years ago. what do u collect?

hey everyone, wishing u all a wonderful Christmas and a great New Year. Hoping 2010 will bring u more luck, prosperity, health and peace - to us individual and to the world:cuddle: have a safe one.

Bottled water in your car is very dangerous to women This is how Sheryl Crow got breast cancer. She was on the Ellen show and said this same exact thing. This has been identified as the most common cause of the high levels in breast cancer、especially in Australia . A friend whose...

:wave: u noe when ur in the middle of saying somethihng, then u realised - opps shld of shut my mouth, so u stop or somehow steer into another direction. the same goes with signing... is dis disrespectful when u dun finish off what u really want to say (sign) to the deaf person. Wld they...

:wave: 1st of all apologies if i posted this in the wrong place....*sorry* so was wandering does anyone know or heard of NF2? from what i know, is some kinda rare illness happens to 1 in 40 000 ppl in America and very little worldwide. Wat also happens is dat a person turns deaf from it...

A man and his wife were doing yard work outside. The wife goes inside to take a shower. The husband was still outside and wanted to rake up the leaves on his front lawn, but he couldn't find the rake. He yells to his wife, who looks out the upstairs bathroom window, "Where's the damn rake?"...

hey y'all, wishing u all a wonderful new year, lots of wealth, health n lovin throughtout keep on rocking n make 2009 a wonderful year for urselfn ur love ones.

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*note to Mod *sorry not sure where this goes OMG! Thats a human up there! Whats he doing... or she doing?? A midwife?