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Vow of Silence At the monastery high in the cold mountains, the monks have a rigid vow of silence, only at christmas. But only by one monk and only with one sentence is the vow allow to be broken. One Christmas, Brother Calvin is allowed tos peak and he says, " I like the mashed potatoes...

I know christmas is a stressful time for lot of people, Don't some of you feel that way that christmas is a stressful time of the year? I know I am stressful over christmas as ususal not so surprising. Already it seems to me that we are under incessant reminders that christmas is the next big...

What did Santa give sequoias? On Christmas morning a cop name Sequoias on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid name Sharky sit on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Sharky says, " "Yeah."...

My favorite christmas story was about a "Little Match- Seller " hope this story is a good one. This story was written by Hans Christan Anderson. " The Little Match-Seller " It was terribly cold and nearly dark on the last evening of the old year, and the snow was falling fast...

Oh Holy Night O holy night, The stars are brightly shining; It is the night of Our dear Savior's birth! Long lay the world In sin and error pining, Till He appeared And the soul felt its worth. A thrill of hope, The weary world rejoices, For yonder breaks A new and glorious morn...

Ocean's magic bra! A woman name Ocean went to the doctor asking for a larger breasts. The doctor gave her the choice of either having implant or wearing a magic bra. "when you flap your arms up and down, the bra inflates," said Doctor Jo. Of course ocean chose the magic bra. The...

:laugh2:Sharky's Eggnog!:laugh2::laugh2: Sharky saw a fat man who's jolly and cute, wearing a beard and a red flannel suit! Since the old Santa is chuckling at Sharky and laughing away at him while flying around in a miniture sleigh, with 8 tiny mini reindeer pulling him along for the...

If you guys have a thanksgiving poems, come on and share yours favorite poems your own create or the autother you like that creates wonderful thanksgiving poems. Here mine: " BE THANKFUL " Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be...

" CRAB" A bearded man name Calvin boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of live crabs. A female name Horserace,(shhh he really a man).. crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did. Calvin firmly advised her that he was holding her...

His And Hers Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer. Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's...

Once upon a time, a perfect name Sharky and Cal the perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when...

Why love sucks! I like to say there are 5 really good reasons why love sucks when breaking up. :cool2: 1. First, the expression most commonly used with love is "falling in love." There is no better word to describe it. It is indeed "falling" in love, and that's what sucks about it. You are...

"" Summer Squash Saute "" Shopping List: Yellow squash, Zucchini, bell pepper, carrots, onion, butter, dryied basil, dried thyme, dried rosemary, salt and pepper. Ingredients: 3 Meduim yellow squash 2 meduim zucchini 1 large white onion 1 large green bell pepper 2...

" Ranch Potatoes " Shopping List: Red potatoes, ranch dressing, sour cream, cheddar cheese, bacon, salt. Ingredients: 8 large red potatoes 1 Cup ranch salad dressing 1 Cup sour cream 1 Cup cheddar cheese, divided 1/4 Cup crumbled cooked bacon 1 Teaspoon of salt...

"Mexicali T-Bone Steaks" This is something I made for my cousins and they love it when they visit my house few months ago. Shopping list: T-bone steaks, salsa, cheddar cheese, hot pepper sauce, oil, chili powder and garlic salt. Ingredients: 4 T-bone steaks 1/2 teaspoon...

" Chicken Fingers with Honey Mustard " I enjoy making this once in a while and even make it for party fun. This is pretty good. Shopping list: Boneless chicken breasts, milk, flour, salt, pepper, oil, honey, dijon mustard. Ingredients: 4 boneless chicken breasts 1 cup all...

" Monte Cristo Sandwishes " I make this once in a while it pretty good. But speakign of cheese you can create your own favor which cheese you like best for yourself. I used swiss cheese on this sandwish. Shopping list: Chicken, Swiss cheese, Butter, mustard, eggs, milk, salt, white...

" WHO REALLY WEARS THE TROUSERS? " There were three men name Calvin, HR, and NS and they were talking in the pub. Calvin and HR are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, and NS man remains quiet. After a while Calvin and HR asked NS "Well, what about you, what...

"BEEF POT PIE " Don't worry this recipes don t use real pot LOL just kidding! Shopping list: Bell peppers, beef, mixed frozen vegetables, brown gravy mix, pie pastries, onions, oil. Ingredients: 1 tablespoon of vegetable oil 1 whole white onions chopped 1/2 green bell peppers...

" Party Time Nachos " I used to make this lot for friends and parties on and off. This is fun to make and yummy! Shopping list: Tortrilla chips, black olives, bean dips, salsa, tomatos, guacamole dip, green onions, sour cream, cheddar cheese, seasoned salt. Advice: To get a jump...